Friday, October 17, 2014

Late Night Rant

We all know (or should know) that horoscopes are self-fulfilling prophecies and are, overall, a load of crap. However, despite this nonsense, it is always interesting to see if they hold any merit.
Which behaviors do you actually exhibit that are consistent with your zodiac sign? Do you think this is indicative of a truth or just happen to be a coincidence? Think what you want and think what you may.
While I believe this is all a load of bullsh*t, it is always fun to explore what different signs say about an individual. What’s even more entertaining is to see how members of different signs interact with one another in various situations. Which signs get along with others and which do not?
In true Elite Daily form, we are gong to analyze the drunken behaviors behind each astrological sign. Take this lightly, since we all know astrology means sh*t anyway.

And the Chief Nose Wetter's sign:


Get the liquor flowing and a Leo’s mouth will not stop moving. Leos don’t hold back their opinions, regardless if they are offensive.
Everyone knows how chatty people start to get after they’ve thrown multiple shots back. Be careful when trying to put Leos in their place, as their natural role is similar to a lion: a leader.
Nuff Said!

Bob Marley Top Rankin'

Well...Are We?

Angry Sea Lion


Attention Libtards

Like Most Politicians

NYPD Makes Arrest During Stand-Up Show and Heckles Comedian

I'd Give Him A Buck

If I Hear....

Thursday, October 16, 2014

Ebola Bowl: Giants vs Dallas

The New York Giants, a few days removed from a shutout loss to the Philadelphia Eagles, face the daunting task of traveling to Dallas to play the Cowboys, fresh off a road-dog win over the defending Super Bowl champions. 

The team isn't just game-planning to stop DeMarco Murray. They're learning about how to prevent Ebola, which has effected three in the Dallas area.   
"Our athletic trainers and team physicians have been briefed on the scope of the Ebola virus disease," Giants communications vice president Pat Hanlon told the New York Daily News. "We have distributed a fact sheet to our employees and distributed similar information to our players electronically this morning."

The Perfect Match

A Few Burritos Short Of A Picnic

There has been another burrito assault.
An Idaho man was arrested Sunday after allegedly throwing the tasty Mexican treat at a worker at an assisted living home, police say.
Travis Micho, 52, tossed the burrito during a dispute with the female victim, according to a Kootenai County Sheriff's Office report. Micho, deputies reported, “grabbed his burrito from his dinner plate and threw it at (the victim) as she was standing across the table from him."
The woman, who works at Harmony House Assisted Living in Coeur d’Alene, was struck with “several pieces of the burrito.” The balance of the burrito “was on the wall,” investigators reported.
When questioned by a deputy, Micho (pictured above) copped to throwing the burrito. He was arrested on a misdemeanor battery charge and booked into the county jail (from which he was released yesterday after posting $600 bond).
According to a sheriff’s spokesperson, Micho has been arrested 17 times in Kootenai County since 1991. His rap sheet includes multiple drunk driving arrests, as well as weapons, narcotics, battery, and probation violation charges.


We All Scream For Ice Cream

Even With The WD40

Your Morning Locksmithing Class

Iselin, NJ?

Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Nuff Said

Late Night Rant

Is it me or does everyone think the History Channel is a piece of dog shit? It was originally created to teach history to it's viewers but has devolved into a pile of hot cow shit. It no longer educates Americans about true history but distracts the masses with shows like "Pawn Stars" and "American Pickers". Where has all the historical education gone? More mindless fluff for a dumbed down and distracted nation. It does not educate citizens on the Bill of Rights or the Constitution. Does anyone really care about what Chumlee had for lunch or what old piece of a garbage relic was pulled from Frank's ass by Mike? How about a little euthanasia for a mindless dead channel on life support. Hell, someone call fucking Planned Parenthood ASAP. They should be able to take care of business.

Stop supporting mindless idiots like this guy with the payment of your monthly cable bill. Give the History Channel a hysterectomy and abort crap like this.

FYI- The late night rant is a new posting and will include a high level of intoxication and comments shot from the hip by the Chief Nose Wetter.

Ebola & Race Baiting

Within a week I noticed the Duncan story memes were being blended with the St. Louis (Ferguson) psyop that had been 'playing in theater two'. Relatives of Duncan were suddenly produced, and the first thing his alleged nephew said on Breakfast Television was "Duncan died because he was black". "U.S. Ebola patient Thomas Eric Duncan was treated differently because he was black, his nephew says" Then on cue, "Jesse Jackson Claims Racism: "Why Is Black Ebola Patient The Only One To Die?" 


The Roll Out of the Hitler Youth Movement

The people of this country are speaking out, they are sick and tired of the intrusiveness of the Common Standards and the egregious violations of our children’s civil liberties including their (and their parents) right to privacy.
The more Americans know about Common Core, the less they like the standards. In fact, just 33% support the standards while 59% oppose Common Core according to the annual PDK/Gallup Poll of the Public’s Attitudes Toward the Public Schools.
Even key politicians are getting into debate over Common Core as Louisiana Governor, Bobby Jindal, filed a law suit, this past summer against the Obama administration in which the Governor claims that the Department of Education is holding states hostage with a form of money blackmail in order to attempt to get states to adopt the controversial and unproven Common Core standards.

Where's My Tin Foil Hat

Practice Makes Perfect


I Got Nothing

Please No Laughing Here....It Is Illegal

A Bad Case Of The Crabs

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

I Will Kick Ebola's Ass


Protester Interrupts Clinton Speech With Bullhorn


A New Low In Jersey

SAYREVILLE — At least six members of the Sayreville High School football team were taken into custody by police this evening on charges in connection with a series of locker room sexual assaults on four victims, NJ Advance Media has learned.
A seventh player was charged, but not immediately taken into custody. He was being sought by police.

The detentions — on a night the team was scheduled to play Monroe High School for its homecoming game on its home field — came less than a week after its season was abruptly canceled by school officials in the wake of allegations of what was first called “serious bullying and harassment” of younger players.
The parent of one victim later described what occurred as a violent ritual involving anal sexual attacks by seniors who routinely preyed on freshmen.

The parent, who asked not to be identified because of possible repercussions in a working-class town where football is almost a religion, said the assaults would begin with a howling wolf call from a senior on the team, before the locker room lights were abruptly shut off.

In the darkness, a freshman player would be pinned to the locker room floor, his arms and feet held down by multiple upperclassmen. The victim would then be lifted to his feet while a finger was forced into his rectum. Sometimes, the same finger was then shoved into the freshman player’s mouth.  

Don't Eat The Brown Acid