What! You mean to tell me you don’t use Dial or Zest to get clean?
You use HANDMADE SOAP?????
But how will you get your daily dose of cancer-causing parabens? Your hormone-disrupting substances?
The government is VERY concerned about this. VERY.
So much so that they wish to regulate and charge artisanal soapmakers right out of business, much like those pesky housewives who were audaciously sewing cloth sanitary napkins without the oversight of the FDA. Those darned nuns and their natural soaps can expect to pay whopping fees if they want to continue producing these non-carcinogenic monstrosities.
Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-California) and Senator Susan Collins (R-Maine)
This act will create requirements for fees, licenses, and inspections that will make it impossible for small businesses to continue running. Cottage industries will, quite simply, be regulated right out of business. While the economy crashes, these senators and their idiotic bills will take away any possibility of self-employment.