Tuesday, July 22, 2014

Dr. Evil and Mini Me


Current Southern Border Policy



What are the Chances? (An IRS Love Song)

Now That's A Bug Out Vehicle



Nuff Said


JibJab - Big Box Mart

The Reasons We Fight The New World Order


Countless people … will hate the new world order … and will die protesting against it.” — H.G. Wells, The New World Order (1940)
Throughout our lives and throughout our culture, we are conditioned to rally around concepts of false division. We are led to believe that Democrats and Republicans are separate and opposing parties, yet they are actually two branches of the same political-control mechanism. We are led to believe that two nations such as the United States and Russia are geopolitical enemies, when, in fact, they are two puppet governments under the dominance of the same international financiers. Finally, we are told that the international bankers themselves are somehow separated by borders and philosophies, when the reality is all central banks answer to a singular authority: the Bank Of International Settlements (BIS).
We are regaled with stories of constant conflict and division. Yet the truth is there is only one battle that matters, only one battle that has ever mattered: the battle between those people who seek to control others and those people who simply wish to be left alone.

Land of the Free?


BALTIMORE (WJZ) — In just a few weeks, Baltimore City will have the toughest curfew laws in the country and Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake is hoping to set the records straight on all that the law entails.
Rochelle Ritchie has more on the new law and whether residents think it will work.
The mayor is hoping this new law will not only keep kids safe but also expose those families who are in need of critical parental guidance.
Mob scenes like one in Fells Point may be avoided as Mayor Stephanie Rawlings-Blake pushes for more control of the city’s youth, with stricter curfews set to take affect next month.
With the new law, teens under 14 years old have to be off the streets by 9 p.m. Those 14 to 16 years of age can stay out no later than 10 during the week and no later than 11 on the weekends and during the summer. 

Vintage Bombshell


Carpooling Ain't What It Used To Be


Sunday, July 20, 2014

Night Cap Thought


Five percent of the people think; ten percent of the people think they think; and the other eighty five percent would rather die than think.” ~ Thomas Edison

R.I.P. Jim



Nuff Said



The world's strongest ventriloquist


Camel Jockey Gets Creamed

Born Free

US Government Orders Farmers To Destroy 30 Million Pounds Of Their Own Crop


In one of the worst examples of government regulation and intrusion, the US government ordered Michigan cherry farmers to literally dump 30 million pounds of cherries on the ground. Even worse, many cherry farmers are being driven out of business because of the outrageous rules.
The practice is coming to national light because of a new lawsuit against the government filed by a cherry processor. A judgecurrently is considering issue.
“The food pantry shelves are bare, people going hungry, and here we are dumping millions of pounds of cherries on the ground,” Michigan cherry grower Rob Manigold said of the 2009 incident. That was the same year farmer Leonard Ligon dumped 72,000 pounds of tart cherries along a road outside Traverse City, Michigan, to protest US Department of Agriculture (USDA) regulations on his state’s cherries. 


Alex Wagner Calls POTUS a Brutal Dictator


<National Report>According to inside sources, MSNBC host Alex Wagner, host of “NOW with Alex Wagner”, resigned from her post today after 2 1/2 years with the network citing ethical and moral concerns.

In a resignation letter obtained by National Report, Wagner claims she has been spreading “lies on behalf of Obama” and using her position with MSNBC to “falsely promote a brutal dictator.”

Wagner goes on to say, “I have spent my entire professional career working toward a position based on false pretenses.  I have worked hard to obtain a position with a major news network and expected to be reporting on serious issues.  Instead, I am handed Pro-Obama scripts and asked to be a mouthpiece for the administration.”

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Brooklyn Favorite


U.S. EMBASSY IN BERLIN LIT UP




One artist is using a modified form of "graffiti" to protest the NSA. Early this morning in Berlin, self-proclaimed "guerrilla marketing expert" Oliver Bienkowski used a powerful projector mounted in a cargo van to light up the side of the US Embassy. The projection emblazoned the Embassy with silly illustration of President Obama and a warning for all to see: "NSA in da House."
The US Embassy in Berlin is in a heavily-policed area near the Reichstag and the Brandenburg Gate, and officers peacefully shut down the projection within minutes, according to a video posted online of the exchange. This isn't the first time Bienkowski's used the side of the building as a canvas for his work: last year, he projected the words "United Stasi of America" onto the structure in another protest of spying activities.  SOURCE

Going To The ATM


Ethnic Cleansing By Decade



Saturday, July 19, 2014

After A Night of Heavy Drinking


FOIL

Reality Flashback

Prank Caller Destroys Krystal Ball

Gotta Love WV LEO's



He Got Pulled Over because of his Window Sticker.  
The person got pulled over by the officer in the picture and thought he was getting a ticket.
 The officer didn't write a ticket, he just wanted a picture of the window sticker. West Virginia State Police know quality when they see it.


Last Night


I had a big lead in a trivia competition at a local bar until the last question which I got wrong. The question was where do women have the curliest hair? Fiji was the correct answer...hell, how did I know they wanted the name of a country?


Wisdom



When There Is Nothing Left To Lose


Friday, July 18, 2014

The Squirrel

EZ Grandpa

Government Will Soon Tell You What To Chew On


The U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) is suggesting major changes to grocery stores to “nudge” Americans to purchase healthier foods when they shop.
The agency commissioned an “expert panel” to make recommendations on how to guide the more than 47 million Americans on food stamps into spending their benefits on fruits and vegetables.
The group released an 80-page report this month presenting their ideas, which include talking shopping carts and a marketing strategy for grocery chains that would feature better store lighting for healthier items.
“Most Americans, including Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) participants, do not purchase enough whole grains, dark green and orange vegetables, and legumes, and purchase too many items with excess calories from fats and added sugars,” the report said.

Friday Sarcasm



Canine Crowd Surfing



Knock Knock


Thursday, July 17, 2014

Pub landlord catches 'spirit' on security camera

TSA Agent Didn’t Know District of Columbia is in U.S.


ORLANDO, Fla. — 
It's something most students learn in elementary school -- the United States is made up of 50 states and the District of Columbia. But Cox Media Group reporter Justin Gray found out it's a lesson that an Orlando agent with the Transportation Safety Administration seems to have missed.
Gray, who lives in Washington, D.C., was flying out of Orlando International Airport when a TSA agent said Gray's District of Columbia driver's license wasn't a valid form of identification. Gray said his license is legal and up-to-date, but the TSA agent didn't seem to know what the District of Columbia was when Gray arrived at the security checkpoint over the weekend.
When Gray handed the man his driver's license the agent demanded to see Gray's passport. Grays told the agent he wasn't carrying his passport and asked why he needed it.
The agent said he didn't recognize the license.
Gray said he asked the agent if he knew what the District of Columbia is, and after a brief conversation Gray realized the man did not know. READ MORE

I am Speechless




Locksmith? We Don't Need No Stinking Locksmith



Some Days Are Like That


Murica