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Monday, February 29, 2016

Comedy Flashback

Shun The Shrinks

Wherever you see organized psychiatry operating, you see it trying to expand its domain and its dominance. The Hippocratic Oath to do no harm? Are you kidding?
The first question to ask is: do these mental disorders have any scientific basis? There are now roughly 300 of them. They multiply like fruit flies.
An open secret has been bleeding out into public consciousness for the past ten years.



Kentucky Fried Commie

Evening Chuckle

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple
 bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around
 his throat.
 Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
 Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.
 We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed
one of the cows had something white at its rear end."

"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
 ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of
 he cow's vagina. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,
“Hey this looks like yours!”

 I don't recall much after that!

Help If You Can

From Russia With Love

Morning Observation

Anyone who follows this crap is a moron.

My morning coffee is kicking in!

Saturday, February 27, 2016

Tee'd Off

New Burritos From Taco Bell?

This Just In

Like The Crack of My Ass After Eating Mexican Food

Morning Coffee

Is everyone disgusted with TV like I am? Cable TV charges continue to climb while the moronic content of the programming increases. Remember when TV was free? All of us have been conned into paying for it since the 1970's when cable TV was introduced. What kind of idiotic system starts with #2 anyway? What happened to #1? Can anyone watch 800 channels of television? Half of them are in Spanish down here in Florida. The home of press #2 for English. How many people out there remember the old Zenith TVs with the four button remote?

If you sat on it by accident you were in for a rude awakening. Maybe Marco Rubio still has one on his couch, who knows. Then we were taken from our comfort zone and given the cable box

A quick way to get a scolding was to zip the channel selector from side to side playing machine gun. The cord usually crossed the floor and ended up as a spaghetti dinner in the vacuum cleaner. It amazes me how many people are addicted to TV as a must have.  Everyone has idiotic friends that watch this shit relentlessly and even the Academy Awards. Our problem in this country is that most people would rather live in the comfort zone of their little TV false reality than deal with real life issues. Pull the plug America and digital detox yourself.

And now we have this:

Beam me up Scotty. All I need is three buttons. One for beer, pizza, and hookers!

The Circus Show Continues

Playtime Is Over

Friday, February 26, 2016

Laying Wood

The Druids would use the wood from a Holly tree to make magic wands. Holly Wood is the magic wand that keeps Modern Man under the Illuminati’s spell. The major television companies, movie houses, publishing firms, newspapers and magazines are owned by AshkenNAZI Satanist Jews. If you control the flow of information and how that information is presented, you control the minds of the public. Any time day or night you can turn on the direct light deep hypnotic trance inducing 'Talmud'vision T.V and be 'entertained' with brutally 
inhumane sex and violence while at the same time being told to not 'discriminate' and to love everyone equally. You are being trained to be techno-barbarians while being exalted as being 'progressive'


Everybody Knows


Nuff Said

Three Blind Mice?

Friday Treat

Thursday, February 25, 2016

Bill Clinton

It Came With The Car

Thursday Happy Hour Has Begun

The Chief Nose Wetter's Indian Name

The Value of Today's Education

Do Americans Live In A False Reality?

The sign of a totalitarian or authoritarian state is a media that feels no responsibility to investigate and to find the truth, accepting the role of propagandist instead. The entire Western media has been in the propaganda mode for a long time. In the US the transformation of journalists into propagandists was completed with the concentration of a diverse and independent media in six mega-corporations that are no longer run by journalists.

Big Pharma is Injecting Us With Cancer Enzymes — Doctors Who Made the Discovery Found Murdered

Not long ago, Neon Nettle reported on the epidemic of doctors being murdered, most of which were in Florida, U.S.  — read the full report here.

The scientists all shared a common trait, they had all discovered that nagalase enzyme protein was being added to vaccines which were then administrated to humans.

Nagalese is what prevents vitamin D from being produced in the body, which is the body's main defense to naturally kill cancer cells.

Nagalase is a protein that's also created by all cancer cells. This protein is also found in very high concentrations in autistic children. And they're PUTTING it in our vaccines!


Trump: will the powers-that-be destroy him?

Trump. He’s for real. No he isn’t. He means what he says. No he doesn’t. He’s a joke. He’s serious. He’s a liberator. No, he’s the next Mussolini. He’s sane and lucid. He’s off his rocker. He cares about people. He’s a racist. He’ll take American back where it belongs. He’ll drive it over a cliff.
Whatever you think about the man, his campaign has just acquired a new level of reality, after his victory in South Carolina. And the people who were looking to destroy him have greater reason to pursue their goal.

My Reaction To a Bud Light Sale

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Late Night Wisdom

"If the people let government decide what foods 

they eat and what medicines they take, their 

bodies will soon be in as sorry a state as are the 

souls of those who live under tyranny." -- 

Thomas Jefferson

Practice Makes Perfect

Winging It

Nuff Said

Riding High

Trump Is On a Roll

I Have Never Seen This Before

Tuesday, February 23, 2016

From Minnesotastan

7 Ways To Wipe Your Ass In a Pinch



This Just In

Afternoon Thought

John Lennon was killed by one of his fans....

Kanye West fans need to step up their game...

Winter is Trumping

Bambi Bounce

Trust a Viking

Monday, February 22, 2016


Tonight's Survey

Does Obama remove a condom by farting?

Please leave a comment.

The End Goal Of The Bolsheviks

Next time you are in NYC check out this statue at the U.N.

This statue is worth one thousand words!

A defenseless people is a slave race. Plain and simple.

Hey Libtards

Heading For The Border

Another company sells out America

Only In America

Lobstador Retriever

Aussie Spirit

It's Monday....Keep Smiling

The Truth May Scare You (Part 1)

Thanks to Gun Monkey

Sunday, February 21, 2016

Meanwhile In Europe

Modern Symbolism 101

The cryptic fixation with Satanic / occult symbolism has been a feature of western culture for some time now. The all-seeing eye, the pyramid, the "number of the beast" 6-6-6, the pentagram / tilted 5-point star, Bhapomet the goat-headed deity, or Baal the bulled-head deity who demands child-sacrifice, and more.



Down For The Count

DUI checkpoint video goes viral

MY Review of Windows 10

Time To Clean The Strainer Basket