Help Support My Bartenders

Thursday, December 31, 2015

Last Shit of 2015

Border Fence?

The Times Square Loonies Will be Out Tonight

Higher Education

If Only We Would Have Listened

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

Common Core Graduate?

Trucker Destroys Historic Bridge Because She Didn't Know How Many Pounds Six Tons Was

Afternoon Chuckle

What do you call it when Bruce Jenner has a car crash?

A "Gender Bender" of course

America....On Fire

Any Port In A Storm

It's A Miracle I Tell You

Tuesday, December 29, 2015


For decades the concerns surrounding the fluoridation of our water supply have been derided as absurd. If you tried to claim that fluoride might not be an appropriate substance for maintaining dental health, you were called a quack. Or worse, if you tried to suggest that fluoridated water was actually harmful to overall human health, you were called a conspiracy theorist.
You really couldn’t broach the subject without being compared toGeneral Ripper from Dr. Strangelove. If you think fluoride is bad for you, then surely you must think its presence in our water supply is part of a communist plot to sap your precious bodily fluids.
However, as time goes on and more studies are conducted on the subject, laymen and experts alike are beginning to realize that at the very least, this substance is completely useless for combating tooth decay. Even The Guardian recently published a piece that documents the evidence against its efficacy.


The Life of Adam

Keep It Organic

U get $ from Zuckerberg?

Be The Goat

ISIS Recruiting Continues

Your Shit Is His Bread & Butter

Monday, December 28, 2015

Never Hurry Through Your Lunch

Attention Americans

Sunday, December 27, 2015

KFC Meltdown

Cop Gets Stuck In Window

Morning Chuckle

Take The Train

Morning Sunshine


Saturday, December 26, 2015

John Fogerty - Who'll Stop The Rain (Premonition)

Once When We Were Free

by Jon Rappoport

We’re so much more sensible now. We don’t live our lives as much as we arrange them and organize them. B follows A. D follows C. We take our medicine and our shots because the doctor says so.
We’re careful, because accidents happen.
We don’t say what’s on our minds a lot of the time, because other people might pass that on, and who knows? We might get into trouble.
But once upon a time, when we were young, we were free. We didn’t take any shots, and when we got sick we recovered. We were stronger than kids are now. We didn’t ask for much protection and we weren’t given much, and we survived.
There was no talk about the needs of the group. When we went to school, we weren’t told about ways we could help others. That was something we learned at home. We weren’t taught about The Planet. Instead, we learned to mind our own business, and it wasn’t considered a crime.

Still Waiting

Stay Warm My Friends

Hey Hillary

Thursday, December 24, 2015

Merry Christmas


Sexting on Christmas Eve

Why Funerals Are a Total Ripoff

Congress Decided we Don’t Deserve to Know Where Meat Comes From

The spending bill passed by Congress on Friday repealed the country-of-origin labeling (COOL) regulation that let consumers know where their meat came from.
The decision follows a ruling from the World Trade Organization (WTO) that found the labels discriminate against meat raised and slaughtered outside the United States. The WTO permitted Mexico and Canada to impose more than $1 billion in tariffs on U.S. goods in retaliation if the labels were not pulled from packages of beef and pork. The nations are the U.S.’s top agriculture partners.

Christmas Card For The Ladies


Rudolph Holds His Booze Better

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Damn Santa

Dear Santa

100% Halal

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

Sunday, December 20, 2015

Long Live The Empire

Morning Chuckle


Saturday, December 19, 2015

Friday, December 18, 2015

Mystery Solved

Morning Chuckle

Empire State Building From The Hood