Help Support My Bartenders

Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Dramatic Plane Crash In Afghanistan

First Couples

Anal Ghosts

Fucking Deadheads Is Right

All of them are dead from the neck up.

Jersey City NJ Cracks Down On Three Percenters


A clique of officers who calls themselves “Three-Percenters” in the Jersey City Police Department’s Emergency Services Unit sprouted about two years ago, officials have told The Jersey Journal.
“They were separating themselves from the others in the unit and we put a stop to it immediately,” Jersey City Police Deputy Chief Peter Nalbach said.
The deputy chief said there were officers who were disciplined over the matter.


Tuesday Wake Up

Chinese Aggression Escalates

Monday, April 29, 2013

Stick With Legos Kids

Two Short

Breaking News

Green Beans That Hop

Caption Please

Feinstein-one eye

Monday Morning Wake Up Call

Culture In Decline

Sunday, April 28, 2013

CONFLICT...Things Are Really Heating Up On The Korean Peninsula



Questions Up In Boston

Saturday, April 27, 2013

Relax....I Got This Shit

Mayo Not Included

It Aint Holy Water

Some Sexy Saturday Squaws For Ya

oops....scratch the last one....I fucked up....

Brian Williams, Scott Pelley, and Diane Sawyer: The Three Stooges

by Jon Rappoport
April 26, 2013

I think, at the very least, YouTube should censor them. Well, wait a minute. Not censor, but put up a notice on all their videos:
It’s come to our attention that these three characters are as annoying as a bad case of fleas. Caution: watch and listen at your own risk.”
The three stooges. Three schmucks in the fountain. Send in the clowns, don’t bother, they’re here.
If people are beginning to get the idea I’m waging a war against against elite media, they’re right.
At the same time, I’m fascinated. How do these anchors do it? How do they lie so consistently, and with such aplomb, day in and day out, without going up in a puff of smoke and vanishing?
The Big Three anchors are a miracle, in the sense that they need a whole construction company to build the walls that permanently separate them from the truth…so they can sit in a television studio in New York and believe they’re in the wheelhouse of Real News.
Full Story HERE

The Daily Bread

Pick one up HERE

I Don't Want To Taco Bout It

Good Morning

Friday, April 26, 2013

The Big Man On Bloomberg

Iran.....Iran Who????

Free Burritos For Illegals... On Our Dime

Documents Reveal that Mexican Government Encourages Maximum Participation in U.S.-Funded Program
(Washington, DC) – Judicial Watch today released documents detailing how the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) is working with the Mexican government to promote participation by illegal aliens in the U.S. food stamp program.
The promotion of the food stamp program, now known as “SNAP” (Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program), includes a Spanish-language flyer provided to the Mexican Embassy by the USDA with a statement advising Mexicans in the U.S. that they do not need to declare their immigration status in order to receive financial assistance. Emphasized in bold and underlined, the statement reads, “You need not divulge information regarding your immigration status in seeking this benefit for your children.”
The documents came in response to a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request made to USDA on July 20, 2012. The FOIA request sought: “Any and all records of communication relating to the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program (SNAP) to Mexican Americans, Mexican nationals, and migrant communities, including but not limited to, communications with the Mexican government.”


Kids & Their Toys

Going To Need A Big Pot

In A Nutshell

Muslim Fashion Dilemma


Rand Paul..... A Phony??

Former Texas Rep. Ron Paul’s vibrant fan base is in open rebellion this week over Sen. Rand Paul’s perceived reversal on domestic drone strikes. The Kentucky Republican, whose famous 13-hour Senate floor filibuster did much to strengthen his ties with his father’s hardcore following, told Fox Business Network on Tuesday he’s OK with drone strikes on American citizens who, for instance, rob a liquor store.
“I’ve never argued against any technology being used when you have an imminent threat, an active crime going on,” Sen. Rand Paul, R-Ky., said. “If someone comes out of a liquor store with a weapon and fifty dollars in cash. I don’t care if a drone kills him or a policeman kills him.”
While it’s true that Rand Paul has always made an exception for “imminent threats” — a 9/11-like moment — the liquor store scenario struck many libertarians as a very low threshold for domestic drone strikes, especially considering Paul’s Senate floor remarks, which if you recall, took a more anti-drone stance. Here’s Rand Paul on the Senate floor:
I will speak as long as it takes, until the alarm is sounded from coast to coast that our Constitution is important, that your rights to trial by jury are precious, that no American should be killed by a drone on American soil without first being charged with a crime, without first being found to be guilty by a court.
Now, a phalanx of Ron Paul, former Texas representative, and libertarian forums are revolting at the senator’s perceived reversal.


Thursday, April 25, 2013

Crock Pots Only

Dzhokhar Breaks Silence!!!!!!!!!!!!


Oh shit wrong arab gypsy terrorist....sorry

Love...Find It Where You Can

Thursday Wake Up Call


A Professional Never Blinks

The War On Terror

Damn....Give The Weiners A Break

Relax....I Got This Shit

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Callers Flood C-SPAN On Boston Marathon

50 Year Old Cartoon Tried To Warn Us

Three Tragedies

three tragedies

How WWII Really Ended

Official Seal

C/O Michelle's Mirror


14 Year Old McDonald's Hamburger

Sometimes A Chair Is Good Enough

Never Forget Mom

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Former Nestlé CEO Says Water Is Food That Should Be Privatized

Do you believe water is a basic human right? According to Nestlé CEO water is a foodstuff that should be privatized, not a human right. Nestlé CEO Peter Brabeck says that with the global population rising water is not a public right, but a resource that should be managed by businessmen. Please do share your thoughts.

Bloomberg To Change Constitution

In the wake of the Boston Marathon bombings, Mayor Michael Bloomberg said Monday the country’s interpretation of the Constitution will “have to change” to allow for greater security to stave off future attacks.
“The people who are worried about privacy have a legitimate worry,” Mr. Bloomberg said during a press conference in Midtown. “But we live in a complex world where you’re going to have to have a level of security greater than you did back in the olden days, if you will. And our laws and our interpretation of the Constitution, I think, have to change.”


What I'd Rather Be Doing Right Now

By Any Means Necessary

Morning Catch

Monday, April 22, 2013

Bob Is Fired Up

Update on Generation Why???

Always Wear Clean Underwear In Public

From the Northwest Florida Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Walmart, only to have their carbreak down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underwear turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts,and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.

Thanks J Popps!

Fisherman Loses Skate Record

Big fish: David Griffiths broke record

An ecstatic fisherman landed this huge skate after a 90-minute battle and set a new record – but it will not stand because he refused to kill it.
David Griffiths, 47, hooked the 235lb monster at 500ft below the sea off Oban in Scotland.
The publisher from Sarn, Powys, said: “It was an unbelievable feeling. It’s was a really beautiful fish. And the skipper said it’s a new British record.”
But rules say fish must be weighed on land.
And David said: “I won’t kill a fish for a piece of paper.”
He was mobbed ashore when word spread of the 7ft by 6ft skate which he threw back in the sea