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Monday, October 29, 2012


Well, the winds are picking up and so is the rain. The storm is heading straight into Little Egg Harbor and will make landfall about 6 pm packing 90 mph winds. Just north of Atlantic City. Tonight will be the big blow with lots of rain. Power outage is likely with no blogging a good bet. Generators and gas are prepped and readied along with an iced down 30 pack. I still see a couple lights on downtown at the Chief Nose Wetter's drinking holes. Humm...WTF........stepping out for a few vodka clubs. Dirty Jersey needed a good wash down anyway. Good luck to all on the east coast and hope to be back soon!

Obamacronium,the Densest Element discovered by Scinetist 2012

Sandy Who?

Remain Calm Through Hurricane Sandy Now

Bring It On Sandy....I'm Waiting !!

Sunday, October 28, 2012

Ted Turner Apologizes After Saying Soldier Suicides Are 'Good'

Ted Turner ( AFP Photo / Nicholas Kamm )

“During my recent interview on CNN’s Piers Morgan Tonight, I inadvertently used the word ‘good’ when asked for my thoughts on the increasing rate of suicide among U.S. military soldiers in the Middle East. It was certainly not my intent to imply that suicide is ‘good.’ Rather, I was implying that it is good that the public is more aware of these tragedies and is more averse to war and war-related fatalities,” Turner responded.
“My message has always been one of peace, I believe that we’re born programmed to love and help each other, not to kill or hurt each other. I strongly support our U.S. troops and would never intentionally say anything to harm the brave men and women serving our country. I deeply apologize for any misunderstanding caused by this comment.”


It's about time this asshat apologized. What do you expect from someone who lived with Jane Fonda?

The Burqa Brigade

Burkha-clad women in Chechyna are being trained to fight by extremists in the volatile Russian Republic of Chechnya.

Burkha-clad women are being trained to fight by terrorists in the volatile Russian Republic of Chechnya.
This film, posted online by extremists, shows women in the traditional clothes being taught how to wield Kalashnikov assault rifles, machine guns, rocket-propelled grenades and sniper rifles with deadly results.
It is believed the all-female group of fighters was recruited by a group linked to Al-Qaeda that has bases in Pakistan and Afghanistan.


I wouldn't worry about these arabs. There is no way they can hit anything with pillow cases over their dumb ass heads.


Take a close look at this promotional poster. Notice anything? Alongside the symbols of Christianity, Judaism, Jainism and so on is one of the wickedest emblems humanity has conceived: the hammer and sickle.
For three generations, the badge of the Soviet revolution meant poverty, slavery, torture and death. It adorned the caps of the chekas who came in the night. It opened and closed the propaganda films which hid the famines. It advertised the people's courts where victims of purges and show-trials were condemned. It fluttered over the re-education camps and the gulags. For hundreds of millions of Europeans, it was a symbol of foreign occupation. Hungary, Lithuania and Moldova have banned its use, and various former communist countries want it to be treated in the same way as Nazi insignia.


Future Children Project's Creepy Obama Song

World Record Large RC Paper Airplane 2



Saturday, October 27, 2012

The New England Hurricane Of 1938

The Blue Marlin...Amazing

Short of moving mountains, there´s hardly anything the Blue Marlin can´t do.
Equipped with a 17,160 HP engine and a lifting capacity of over 76,000 metric tons, the the world´s largest semi-submersible ship has transported some of the most massive structures known to man. For instance, the 738-feet long vessel was the U.S. Navy´s obvious choice when they needed a way to deliver the destroyer USS Cole back to the United States after the warship was severely damaged by an Al-Qaeda suicide bomber attack in Yemen. And a year later, the carrier pulled off its most impressive feat by hauling the 60,000-ton Thunder Horse PQD (AKA the world´s largest semi-submersible oil rig) nearly 16,000 miles from a dock in South Korea to Corpus Christi, Texas.


Hurricane Sandy Update

October 26, 2012 - 1:00p EDT

Strongest readings in the history of this project have peaked. A never before seen white-shade indicates that a value higher than 10 on the
1-10 scale has been indicated. It has no color assigned!
HaarpStatus has finally come to a bullseye over what looks like Rhode Island and Connecticut.
Current projections at NOAA say Hurricane Sandy will hit New Jersey. Our status numbers disagree. The storm is being steered toward the higher concentration numbers.


It Aint Holy Water

Precious Metals

Hurricane Snooki


Hard Hatted Jersey Toad Ready For Storm

Friday, October 26, 2012

Frankenstorm Hurricane Sandy manipulated by HAARP to disrupt presidentia...

Breaking the Illusion of Limitation

Obama's Nose Job?

It’s becoming increasingly clear, just days before Barack Obama’s bid for re-election, that America still doesn’t know much about the man who has lived in the White House for the last four years.
In the aftermath of Donald Trump’s challenge to Obama to release his college and passport records in exchange for a $5 million donation to Obama’s charities, here’s another secret from Obama’s life of mystery and make-believe.
Filmmaker Joel Gilbert contends President Obama has altered his facial profile for the national stage of American politics, citing two nationally known cosmetic surgery experts he consulted who concluded Obama had a “nose job.”

Calm Down

Sandy Update

Ted Turner: I Think It's "Good" U.S. Troops are Killing Themselves

Hope THis House Is Not Across From A School

Aussie Fishing

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Chris Christie's Epic Takedown of Obama


Man Drags Shark Back To The Water


Finding Out Wendy's Was Closed

He Who Controls Spice........

Urine Trouble Buddy


Tuesday, October 23, 2012

A New Declaration of Independence

How Psychologists Subvert Democratic Movements

By Bruce E. Levine
By the 1980s, as a clinical psychology graduate student, it had become apparent to me that the psychology profession was increasingly about meeting the needs of the “power structure” to maintain the status quo so as to gain social position, prestige, and other rewards for psychologists.


600lb Black Marlin Jumps in Boat

Giving Yourself The Finger, Jersey Style

Man strips naked in carjack try, then bites off finger and swallows it: cops
A Jersey City man believed to be high on PCP tried to gnaw off his own wrist in a holding cell, defecated in the back of a Jersey City police cruiser, and then bit off his own finger and swallowed it at Hudson County jail Sunday night, authorities said.
Jargget Washington, 29, of Union Street, is charged with carjacking, throwing bodily fluids at law enforcement officers and being under the influence of a controlled dangerous substance.


Bob Schieffer: "Obama Bin Laden"

Take My Drink?

Evil glare-off: Toddler Kandance's damning glare won readers' votes, taking home first prize of Most Evil Baby

Take my drink?????????????

Out of my cold dead hands Bloomberg!!

New World Order Education: Useful Engines in the “One World Schoolhouse”

He’s a really useful engine, you know
All the other engines they’ll tell you so
He huffs and puffs and whistles
Rushing to and fro
He’s the really useful engine we adore[1]
A Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation-funded online education service seeks to introduce and control a one-size-fits-all worldwide school curriculum. The strategy aptly fits alongside historically persistent schemes to further restructure education en route to an internationally-based technocratic order.
A seemingly benign and playful lyric from the overwhelmingly popular toddler’s animation Thomas the Tank Engine captures the modus operandi and consequence of American public education over the past century. Like the child subjected to years of compulsory schooling, Thomas is an entity devoid of meaningful social agency and reduced to demonstrating his overall worth by being “useful” in Sir Topham Hatt’s enterprise.


Rebellion In The School Cafeteria

Grilled cheese on a George Foreman grill.

Surprised Moochelle didn't send in a SWAT team to arrest him.


Shop Like A Cowboy


Cowboy: NAH... SHE AIN'T THAT UGLY...!!!

On second thought....................

Sunday, October 21, 2012

Long Island Gators

Trick or treat: A three-foot-long alligator was found in Suffolk County yesterday, making it the sixth such creature found on Long Island this month—and the seventh since September 28!
According to MyFoxNY, "SPCA officials said the alligator was found at Lily Pond County Park in an area where children play. Officials said the alligator could not have survived the cold weather if it wasn't discovered."

This just in: Nanny state Mayor Bloomberg bans alligators larger than 16oz !

Congressman John Barrow

A Rat's Tale

Prop 37 Debate

Ground Shaking In Jersey

People are reporting they felt the ground shake Saturday morning in South Jersey.
The U.S. Geological Survey and the National Weather Service are not reporting an earthquake in the area. However, there is speculation it could be a sonic boom, according to the USGS.

Joint Base McGuire-Dix-Lakehurst spokesman Pascual Flores told NBC News on Saturday, "There currently is no training of any type that would have resulted in today's incident."
The New Jersey National Guard last weekend conducted artillery-fire training that it told the public about in advance.
New Jersey residents in Atlantic, Cape May, Ocean, Salem and Camden County are chattering about what they felt, what they heard and when it happened.


Someone Will Be Driving The Short Bus Again

Those F'd Up Swedes Are At It Again

And Signs Made Me Hold Them

Saturday, October 20, 2012

The Colonoscopy

After experiencing the discomfort and embarrassment of a colonoscopy in Alabama , I decided to have my next one carried out while visiting a friend in San Francisco , where the beautiful nurses are allegedly much more gentle and accommodating.

As I lay naked on my side on the table, the gorgeous nurse began my procedure.

"Don't worry, at this stage of the procedure it's quite normal to get an erection," the nurse told me.

"I haven't got an erection," I replied.

"No, but I have," replied the nurse.

Don't get a colonoscopy in San Francisco

So True


Newest Weapon.....The French Javelin