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Monday, April 30, 2012

Guaranteed To Keep Crows From Your Summer Garden

Sean Penn Is A F'n Idiot

Catch Of The Day

That Personal Touch

Monday Chuckle

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A Few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard from theBathroom. Then, nothing. But, after another minute or two, another loud scream reverberates through the bar.The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.“What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring my customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet minding my own business," slurs the drunk, "and every time I try to flush, something comes up and Squeezes the hell out of my nuts."
The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says,
You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

Open For Pissness

Hope and No Change

"If I wanted America to fail"

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Damaged Fortune Cookies

April 19, a female scooter rider killed a man by squeezing his testicles for the packing dispute, in Haikou City, Hainan Province.
It was learned, the woman, 41 years old, rode on her scooter to an elementary school in Meilan District, Haikou City to pick up her child that day. When she wanted to pack her scooter in front of a shop, she was rejected by the shop owner, a 42-year-old male.
The two parties soon fell into a quarrel, and then the physical confrontation. The furious woman called up her husband and brother to come help her, which resulted in a more violent fist fight.
During the fight, the middle aged woman manged to grab the man’s testicles, and squeezed them till he finally collapsed on the ground.
The man was immediately rushed to hospital, but unfortunately died there despite of efforts.


(Yankees vs Rangers) Couple keeps ball from little kid

Newark Airport terminal EVACUATED after TSA agents forget to screen a BABY

Baby on board!
Passengers at Newark Airport were delayed for hours on Friday when the Port Authority evacuated a terminal because of an unscreened infant.
The Transportation Security Administration said that the parents of the infant passed the child back and forth through the metal detector, causing alarms go off.
When TSA agents realized that the baby got away without an individual screening, they started a desperate search for the family to no avail.

Diaper Delay:
Diaper Delay: Newark airport was evacuated after the TSA forgot to screen a baby

'At about 1:30 p.m. today at Newark Liberty International Airport's C-1 Terminal Checkpoint, and incident occurred where an infant was not properly screened before passing through security,' TSA spokeswoman Ann Davis told the Mail Online.
The C-1 terminal is a busy United Airlines checkpoint and Ms Davis described the incident as innocent enough.
First, the baby's father went through the metal detector

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Friday, April 27, 2012

NJ Cannonball Run!

Resistance Is Futile

Michelle Obama Klingon

Catch Of The Day

Thursday, April 26, 2012

Congressional Wealth

If you feel like Congress fat cats can't relate to their fellow Americans anymore, the truth behind the matter might just be that they can't.
Capitol Hill
While Americans have seen a recession ravage savings accounts, lawmakers on Capitol Hill have only gotten richer.
Between the US Senate and House of Representatives, the median net worth for a member of Congress is around $913,000, reports The New York Times. That man in the middle is Ed Pastor (Dem-AZ), and although he makes a pretty penny nowadays, his income today is gigantic when gauged with what he was worth when he first came to Washington. Twenty years earlier, Pastor pulled in enough to have only $100,000 saved up, a figure he has magnified nearly tenfold in the two decades since.
Comparing the mean in 2009 with the mean for lawmakers' assets in 1984, the figure has tripled.
Comment: And still millions of people will continue to vote for them, as if somehow, this time, the super-rich will have a change of heart and suddenly give a damn.

10 Most Racist Moments In TV

Fat Cops

John Boehner Again - Emotional, Sensitive, Drunk, Crying Melody

Biden: I Promise You the President Has a Big Stick

Border Patrol

Yea He Scares Me Too

Prototype Quadrotor with Machine Gun!

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Bank of America Allegedly Drops McMillan Gun Company For ‘Political’ Reasons

Bank of America Allegedly Drops McMillan Gun Company Over Political Risks

McMillan Group International, a company that manufactures firearms and accessories, is claiming that Bank of America asked them find another bank for “political” reasons.
The company, whose different entities have been doing business with Bank of America for more than twelve years, says it has never made a late payment, and never bounced a check.
On Thursday, the Director of Operations Kelly McMillan explained on McMillan’s Facebook page:
Today Mr. Ray Fox, Senior Vice President, Market Manager, Business Banking, Global Commercial Banking [of Bank of America] came to my office. He scheduled the meeting as an ‘account analysis’ meeting in order to evaluate the two lines of credit we have with them. He spent 5 minutes talking about how McMillan has changed in the last 5 years and have become more of a firearms manufacturer than a supplier of accessories.
At this point I interrupted him and asked, ‘Can I [possibly] save you some time so that you don’t waste your breath? What you are going to tell me is that because we are in the firearms manufacturing business you no longer what my business.’
‘That is correct’ he [said].
I replied ‘That is okay, we will move our accounts as soon as possible. We can find a 2nd Amendment friendly bank that will be glad to have our business. You won’t mind if I tell the NRA, SCI and everyone one I know that BofA is not firearms industry friendly?


Catch Of The Day

63 Acitve Drone Sites In The US

Julian Gavaghan reporting for the Daily Mail -
There are at least 63 active drone sites around the U.S, federal authorities have been forced to reveal following a landmark Freedom of Information lawsuit.
The unmanned planes – some of which may have been designed to kill terror suspects – are being launched from locations in 20 states.
Most of the active drones are deployed from military installations, enforcement agencies and border patrol teams, according to the Federal Aviation Authority.
Please go to the link above for more detailed maps.

Mammy - Al Jolson

Mikhail Gorbachew Naps

Catching 40 winks: Mikhail Gorbachev fell asleep during the World Summit of Nobel Peace Laureates in Chicago

Looks like Gorbachev must of had a heavy lunch. This commie said F Russia and lives in San Francisco like a king.

Woman Spills Yogurt On The President

Nice to see other members of government staining their pants besides secret service agents.

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Man Bites Off Bartender's Finger After Having Sex In Bar

barbeer.jpgA man who was being escorted out of a New York bar on Sunday for having sex in it bit off a bartender's finger, police said.
GLENS FALLS, N.Y. — A man who was being escorted out of a New York bar on Sunday for having sex in the bar bit off a bartender's finger, police said.
Around 4 a.m., Ernest Vannier, 38, was forcibly thrown out of a bar after he and a woman were allegedly found engaging in a sexual act in the bar's smoking room, the Albany Times-Union reported.
While he was being removed by the bartender and other employees, the unruly patron clamped down on the bartender's pinky finger, crushing the bone and almost severing the finger completely, the Times-Union wrote.
Vannier was later charged with second-degree assault, a felony that could land him in prison for up to seven years.

I have been to this bar. They have the best finger food!

Catch Of The Day


Cookies From The Hood

I was looking for Oreos…

Just Go With The Flow

Can't Be?

Monday, April 23, 2012

Back On The Reservation

True Faith In God

Nothing says it more than armor plating and 3"
of bulletproof glass.
Image: Pope Benedixt XVI in popemobile

Post 2008

Yahoo! Marijuana & Mars Bars

"Ron Paul" — A BLR Soundbite

Catch Of The Day

For my overworked friend who deserves some sunshine.

Head Rest Optional

IDF Colonel Strike Danish Protester With M-16

Sunday, April 22, 2012

Top Ten Ted Nugent Quotes

10. “I am Rosa Parks with a Gibson guitar.”
9. “My being there (South Africa) isn’t going to affect any political structure. Besides, apartheid isn’t that cut-and-dry. All men are not created equal.” — Detroit Free Press Magazine, July 15, 1990
8. “The war is coming to the streets of America and if you are not keeping and bearing and practicing with your arms then you will be helpless and you will be the victim of evil.”
7. “I have busted more hippies’ noses than all the narcs in the free world.”
6. “Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno… I think he’s one of the best hunting dogs in the world.” — to National Review in 2002.
5. “(Palin’s) on her way to being a good leader. She’s coming from the street, she’s coming from the we-the-people rank-and-file. She makes sense when she talks, she says all the right things, she’s sincere, she’s knowledgeable , she’s articulate, she’s damn good-looking, plus she kills moose. How can you go wrong?” — on Anderson Cooper in 2011
4. “What is this, Planet of the Apes or CNN?,” on Eliot Spitzer asking Alec Baldwin if he had political ambitions
3. “I don’t think they’re capable of either of those thoughts, you Limey a–hole. They’re only interested in three things: the best place to eat, having sex, and how quickly they can run away. Much like the French.” — To a British journalist who asked him if he thought hunted deer see him as friend or foe.
2. “And in my mind, I’m going why can’t I just shoot this [Hate Krishna] guy in the spine right now; shoot him in the spine, explain the facts of life to him. — WRIF-FM, Detroit, Ted Nugent as guest D.J., Sept. 28, 1990.
1. “Obama, he’s a piece of sh-t, and I told him to suck on my machine gun … Hey Hillary, you might want to ride one of these into the sunset, you worthless b—t … Any questions? Freeeeeeeeeeeedom!!!!!” — on stage in 2007

Happy Earth Day

Saturday, April 21, 2012

Catch Of The Day

Zimmerman and Trayvon OK Now I Get It


Libtard Barbara Boxer: Vote Obama if you are self-respecting human being

So How Do You Dunk?

Obama Booed at Fenway Park

At Red Sox game, President Obama comes on big screen to recognize Fenway's 100th anniversary, followed by loud chorus of boos.

Thursday, April 19, 2012

Swedish Screaming Cake....Those F'd Up Swedes

A provocative installation in Sweden about female genital circumcision has been labeled sexist and racist after the country’s culture minister actively participated in the provocative mock-mutilation show.
­Artist Makode Linde presented his mind-blowing “Painful Cake” installation for World Art Day at Stockholm’s Moderna Muséet on April 15.
The cake was made in the caricatured form of a naked torso of an African tribal woman with the live, make-up-covered head of the Afro-European artist attached to it. Makode Linde was hiding his body within the serving table.
To make the process correspond to genital mutilation, the installation was cut starting from the nether-regions, revealing the blood-colored interior of the red velvet cake.
To make the allegory even more convincing, the artist screamed in pain every time a visitor cut a slice of the brown body on to his or her plate

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