Thursday, December 31, 2020

Go To Bed The Ball Already Dropped

 




Vaccine Protection

 




Some Cameltoe For Y'all

 




There's a Storm a Brewin'

 




Dawn Wells Has Passed: R.I.P. Maryanne

Lunch Chuckle

 




Now You Know

 




2020 Wrap Up

 




Sign of The Times

 




A Liberal Illness More Dangerous Than Covid

 




Triggered

 




Adios 2020

 




Nuff Said

 




Trying To Keep Ahead of Communism

 




As The Stimulus Checks Go Out

 




Brilliant

 




Wednesday, December 30, 2020

I Guess The Pet Vax Got Rolled Out Too

 




Joe Biden Is a Laughing Stock

Disqualified

 




Mayor de Blasio Hosts Kwanzaa Pathetic Celebration

Antifa Goes BESERK DESTROYS Car in NYC

Gavin Newsom's New Years Message for California

Children of the Great Reset

She Would Put Me On a Ventilator Faster Than Covid

 




The Chief Nose Wetter Needs Your Advice

 


Any experts on bicycles out there? I am looking to buy a new happy hour cruiser bike. The Chief is a 6'2" 300 pounder needing a sturdy ride. The local bike shops in south FL are nearly sold out on stock. Everything is on backorder due to the Covid bullshit.

I was checking out the Chief by Firmstrong below...




And it already has my name on it. How about that!

Any advice on bikes for big and tall men is appreciated.

Anyone have a good used bike to sell?




No Free Riders Visiting This Blog

 




Senile Buffoon

 




Hypocrisy

 









A Glimpse Back At The Pre-Snowflake Age

Please Don't Forget Your Vaccination

The Official Anthem of The Cough19 Vaccination

Lost In Translation

 


 Out running a couple errands I figured I'd stop and pick up a pack of smokes. I decided to stop in my local Hindu run convenience store instead of WAWA. As the gentlemen approached the counter I said let me have a pack of American Spirit gold please. Glancing to the left I saw a crock pot on the counter. I then asked "what are you cooking for lunch over there, a cure for Covid?"

Boiled penis was his response. Boiled penis? What the hell kind of sick twisted crap is that? Boiled penis, boiled penis, many people like it he tells me over and over shouting through plexiglass and double masks. Must be a Hollywood pedo favorite I am thinking or maybe he was the personal chef for Gandhi. I have seen some sick crap on the rollers at 7-11 over the years but this takes the cake. Those turd hot dog logs resembling a constipated bowel movement always made me gag at the sight of them. But that's another post.

Show me what they look like buddy. He raised the lid off the crock pot and this is what greeted me...












Peanuts? You mean peanuts? Would you like to try some I was asked? No thank you I do not like boiled peanuts. Take that pot to the zoo I told him. Hindus are hard enough to understand without masks and plexiglass. Welcome to the new abnormal. 

The Chief Nose Wetter


Tuesday, December 29, 2020

Triggered Snowflake

The Turtle Man

Fireball Over West Virginia On 12/27


Maybe Santa is just burned out....


No Argument Here

 




Debt Never Looked Better

 




Highway To Jail

Happy New Year!


 

Good Luck

 




How Thoughtful

 




This Just In

 




Just Obey Sheeple

 




Sign of The Times

 




Scammer

 




Monday, December 28, 2020

Nashville Explosion Caught on Tape (Fifth Angle)

Erection Overruled

 



Hat tip to Paul!



Erectile Dysfunction

 




My Kind of Stimulus Czech

 




No Thanks

 




Chump Change

 




Sheeple In Line At Costco In CA

I'd Buy Her a Drink But That's Me - Repost

Holiday Wishes

 




Stuck On Stupid

 




Truth Bomb


 

Papers Please