Thursday, December 31, 2020
Wednesday, December 30, 2020
The Chief Nose Wetter Needs Your Advice
Any experts on bicycles out there? I am looking to buy a new happy hour cruiser bike. The Chief is a 6'2" 300 pounder needing a sturdy ride. The local bike shops in south FL are nearly sold out on stock. Everything is on backorder due to the Covid bullshit.
I was checking out the Chief by Firmstrong below...
And it already has my name on it. How about that!
Any advice on bikes for big and tall men is appreciated.
Anyone have a good used bike to sell?
Lost In Translation
Out running a couple errands I figured I'd stop and pick up a pack of smokes. I decided to stop in my local Hindu run convenience store instead of WAWA. As the gentlemen approached the counter I said let me have a pack of American Spirit gold please. Glancing to the left I saw a crock pot on the counter. I then asked "what are you cooking for lunch over there, a cure for Covid?"
Boiled penis was his response. Boiled penis? What the hell kind of sick twisted crap is that? Boiled penis, boiled penis, many people like it he tells me over and over shouting through plexiglass and double masks. Must be a Hollywood pedo favorite I am thinking or maybe he was the personal chef for Gandhi. I have seen some sick crap on the rollers at 7-11 over the years but this takes the cake. Those turd hot dog logs resembling a constipated bowel movement always made me gag at the sight of them. But that's another post.
Show me what they look like buddy. He raised the lid off the crock pot and this is what greeted me...
Peanuts? You mean peanuts? Would you like to try some I was asked? No thank you I do not like boiled peanuts. Take that pot to the zoo I told him. Hindus are hard enough to understand without masks and plexiglass. Welcome to the new abnormal.
The Chief Nose Wetter
Tuesday, December 29, 2020
Monday, December 28, 2020
Sunday, December 27, 2020
Nashville Explosion Caught On Distant Camera
Does everyone see a vapor trail at the beginning of this video? Any thoughts on what this could possibly be?
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