Tuesday, February 18, 2020
My Personal Confession
This is a very,very personal experience of mine and is close to my heart.
I feel grateful to share this story with all of my friends.
After living a life of debauchery for over 56 years I was riddled this past Sunday with self-guilt. As I pondered over my years of partying, drugs, and meaningless relationships my gut began to churn. I slipped into by well worn boat shoes and headed to St. Mary's Catholic Church in my home town. I needed someone to discuss all of the negative issues that existed in my life. It has been well over 10 years since I was in a confession booth and today would be the day. Father Jacob was a sincere old priest with compassion and a sincere ear. I climbed the old stone steps and pulled on the heavy oak entry door which has seen well over two centuries of sins. The stained glass windows cast a holy light over the inside of the church as a I headed to the confession booth. I opened the confession booth and sat down on the ornate hand-carved seat. My entire life flashed before my eyes at that moment as I contemplated all of the shortcomings in it. A moment later father Jacob slid open the door and said hello my son. My heart began to race as my entire body began to sweat uncontrollably.
I said OK father you can go first....I am off to happy hour......
Posted by Chief Nose Wetter at 9:53 PM