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Thursday, October 31, 2019

This Years Halloween Costume Winner: Jeffrey Epsteins Temple


Afternoon Snack

Snowflakes Gonna Flake

Halloween Jam

Lunchtime Chuckle

Commies of The Corn

Tru Dat

Millennials | Politically Dazed and Confused

Close Shave

That Will Leave a Mark

Morning Chuckle

Monday, October 28, 2019

The New Agenda 2030 Normal

Wishing You All Some Halloween Romance

Monday Riddle

Agenda 2030

Murica 2019

Welcome To Fucking

Clean Your Act Up

I Guess a Blow Job Is Out of The Question

Time For a Safe Space

Good Morning

Flakka: The $5 Insanity Drug - “A Boom-Boom-Bam!”

The Original MS-13

ACME Pumpkin

If you get the title you are old as hell like me,,,,,,

Sunday, October 27, 2019

Questioning The Official Historical Narrative

Aldi's Night Cap

Sunday In South Florida

Knowledge Is Power

Monkey Business

All Don't

Lately everyone down here in Florida has been raving about these Aldi supermarkets. I thought what the hell, I will give them a look. So I parked my car and headed to grab a cart and do some shopping. Then I notice this:

The carts are locked and you have to put a frickin' quarter in to unlock one. I said to myself WTF is this deal. I decided whether to leave this store or put up with this bullshit. I reached in my pocket and found a quarter to insert and unlock the device. I am surprised the employees do not have to wear ankle bracelets at this German concentration camp. Well Aldi is a German store chain and the Germans have a history of locking things up efficiently. Well let me hit the aisles and I hope I am not walking into the Holocaust 2.0.

All of the food is packed out in it's shipping carboard boxes to save time and money. Now I know how the Russians felt shopping at the Communist state stores. It had a cheap warehouse feel and many no name generic products. The prices were cheap but so were many of the goods. Achtung Baby. I picked up a few items and tossed them in the cart.

The gal was nice behind the register and rang me up. She put the groceries back in the cart with no bagging. I said: do you folks have bags? I am not an octopus honey. She pointed to a rack next to the reister where you can buy eco friendly bags for a buck but you have to bag the groceries yourself. Sorry I didn't study tree hugging 101.

So all these poor people bag their groceries after ringing everything up at the exit to the store. I said fuck, let me just get the fuck out of Stalingrad. I wheeled the cart to my truck with my cheeses and chicken jiggling in the hot Florida sun. Luckily I had a canvas bag to but the stuff in my SUV. Leaving the cart in the middle of a parking space I chuckled. The Chief Nose Wetter will spread some good will with a free cart for the next unfortunate shopper. The quarter was worth its weight in entertainment value. I will not return, Germans should stick with what they know. Possibly Zyklon B but definitely not groceries.....

Time for a cocktail........

Nuff Said

Life After Politics For Moochelle

That Aint Right

Sunday Strangeness

Hey You Yea You

Trick or Treat

Morning Epiphany