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Tuesday, March 31, 2020

Jake Is Under Quarantine

The Chunky Soup Blues

Eating a can of Chunky Sirloin Burger soup I came to a realization. Where have all of the mass shootings gone? Did Covid 19 take out all of these evil people before they could act? The fear porn channel has obviously been switched from mass shootings to the new pandemic narrative. We were having one mass shooting a week there it seems for a while, now none? I guess mass shooters follow the law as well and self-quarantine. Maybe that's it. Now back to the soup. Living in West Palm Beach I keep a full pantry due to hurricanes, quarantines, etc. When I was at Publix I bought a couple cans of the Chunky Sirloin Burger soup. I have not had this soup since I was a teenager and it brought back memories so I said what the hell. Sitting down with a full cocktail I began to try the soup and looked at the ingredient list:

Ingredients :
Water, Carrots, Beef Stock, Potatoes, Seasoned Beef Sirloin Burgers (Sirloin Beef, Reconstituted Onions, Potato Extract, Salt, Monosodium Glutamate, Flavoring, Mustard), Tomato Puree (Water, Tomato Paste), Green Beans, Peas, Contains Less Than 2% Of: Modified Food Starch, Salt, Wheat Flour, Yeast Extract, Caramel Color, Flavoring, Fermented Whey (Milk), Spice, Onion Extract.
Fuck me, this crap is loaded with Monosodium Glutamate (MSG). MSG, MSN, CNN all that stuff is very bad crap. It all messes with your cognitive abilities. How can I possibly entertain all of you if I have MSG brain fog? Anyway the soup tasted like total shit. I cannot believe people actually eat this shit on a regular basis. I have had better tasting soup in prison for Christ's sake. So what is the moral of this rant? Make sure you like and have tasted all of your emergency food first. I am going to send an email to Campbell's soup later that says their soup is fit for a King...Here King...Here King.....good boy. Fucking total dog food. Time to refresh my cocktail and get this ass taste out of my mouth.

Thank You Covid 19

Who Doesn't Like a High Stakes Game

Quarantine Romance 2020

Will Everybody Just Stop Kung Flu Fighting?

Kung Flu Fighting

I'm McCoughin' It

Border Jumpin'

Snowflakes Gonna Flake

Police officer 'sucker punched' and badly beaten

Morning Chuckle

How Low Will It Go?

Nuff Said

The Red Menace

That's Raciss

Monday, March 30, 2020

And Media Virus Fear Porn Too

Breaking Bad Coronavirus Parody - "Walter Wipe"

The Kung-Flu Kid

The Parents of Kids Eating Tide Pods Have Been Located

The Original Social Distancing Champs

Coming This Fall: The New Cough 19 League

This Year's Easter Bunny

The Official Song of 2020

Shouldn't You Be Taller Than The Virus To Be An Expert?

A Gray State

Today's Covid 19 Tip

Snowflakes Gonna Flake

One Bright Spot

Tru Dat

Let There Be Paper!

Phase 6

Social Distancing Is Getting Out Of Hand

My Current Patience Level

Quarantine Lawlessness Is Rampant

It Is a Strange World

This Just In From The CDC

Sunday, March 29, 2020

Andrew Cuomo Demanding Attention

The Toilet Paper Shortage Is Officially Over

It's Getting Strange Out There

Breaks My Heart

That's Raciss



Snow White's seven dwarfs have now been reduced to six.......

Sneezy has been quarantined until further notice....

Lunchtime Epiphany

So why did the chicken cross the road???

He was practicing social distancing.......

NYPD Herding The Sheep

National Champs

Rhode Island Police Looking For New Yorkers...Surreal

Enjoy Your Free Plushie Coronavirus Souvenir

Bottoms Up!

Sign of The Times

Your Sunday Social Distancing Lesson

Gas N' Go

Date Night For Muhammad

Nothing To See Here Keep Scrolling

Canada's Open Border Policy

Saturday, March 28, 2020


Stay The Fuck At Home

Hat tip to Mikey

Hello China

We Will See

Cough 19 Update

The Magic's In The Makeup

The magic really is in the make up. We have all been deceived by these Hollywood trannys for a very long time.

No Ticket For Me

Handcuffs Included


Divorce Lawyers After The Quarantine

Morning Chuckle

Did Pompeo Have a BIG SLIP on LIVE TV?

Morning Strangeness

When Liberals See Entitlements

Morning Wood

Flintstone Dinner

You Betcha

Friday, March 27, 2020

Identifies As Covidsexual