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Tuesday, March 31, 2020

Jake Is Under Quarantine

The Chunky Soup Blues




Eating a can of Chunky Sirloin Burger soup I came to a realization. Where have all of the mass shootings gone? Did Covid 19 take out all of these evil people before they could act? The fear porn channel has obviously been switched from mass shootings to the new pandemic narrative. We were having one mass shooting a week there it seems for a while, now none? I guess mass shooters follow the law as well and self-quarantine. Maybe that's it. Now back to the soup. Living in West Palm Beach I keep a full pantry due to hurricanes, quarantines, etc. When I was at Publix I bought a couple cans of the Chunky Sirloin Burger soup. I have not had this soup since I was a teenager and it brought back memories so I said what the hell. Sitting down with a full cocktail I began to try the soup and looked at the ingredient list:

Ingredients :
Water, Carrots, Beef Stock, Potatoes, Seasoned Beef Sirloin Burgers (Sirloin Beef, Reconstituted Onions, Potato Extract, Salt, Monosodium Glutamate, Flavoring, Mustard), Tomato Puree (Water, Tomato Paste), Green Beans, Peas, Contains Less Than 2% Of: Modified Food Starch, Salt, Wheat Flour, Yeast Extract, Caramel Color, Flavoring, Fermented Whey (Milk), Spice, Onion Extract.
Fuck me, this crap is loaded with Monosodium Glutamate (MSG). MSG, MSN, CNN all that stuff is very bad crap. It all messes with your cognitive abilities. How can I possibly entertain all of you if I have MSG brain fog? Anyway the soup tasted like total shit. I cannot believe people actually eat this shit on a regular basis. I have had better tasting soup in prison for Christ's sake. So what is the moral of this rant? Make sure you like and have tasted all of your emergency food first. I am going to send an email to Campbell's soup later that says their soup is fit for a King...Here King...Here King.....good boy. Fucking total dog food. Time to refresh my cocktail and get this ass taste out of my mouth.




Thank You Covid 19




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I'm McCoughin' It




Border Jumpin'




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Police officer 'sucker punched' and badly beaten

Morning Chuckle




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Nuff Said




The Red Menace




That's Raciss




Monday, March 30, 2020

And Media Virus Fear Porn Too




Breaking Bad Coronavirus Parody - "Walter Wipe"

The Kung-Flu Kid

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Snowflakes Gonna Flake




One Bright Spot




Tru Dat




Let There Be Paper!

Phase 6

Social Distancing Is Getting Out Of Hand




My Current Patience Level




Quarantine Lawlessness Is Rampant




It Is a Strange World




This Just In From The CDC




Sunday, March 29, 2020

Andrew Cuomo Demanding Attention

The Toilet Paper Shortage Is Officially Over

It's Getting Strange Out There




Breaks My Heart




That's Raciss




AMERICA - YOU NEED to SEE THIS NOW!!

BREAKING NEWS







Snow White's seven dwarfs have now been reduced to six.......





Sneezy has been quarantined until further notice....




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He was practicing social distancing.......



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National Champs




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Bottoms Up!




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Nothing To See Here Keep Scrolling




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Saturday, March 28, 2020

Disobey




Stay The Fuck At Home





Hat tip to Mikey




Hello China





We Will See




Cough 19 Update




The Magic's In The Makeup






The magic really is in the make up. We have all been deceived by these Hollywood trannys for a very long time.





No Ticket For Me




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Heh




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Morning Chuckle




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Morning Wood




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Friday, March 27, 2020

Identifies As Covidsexual