Monday, November 5, 2018

Explosive Package Sent To Clintons Turn Out To Be Bill’s Viagra

Bill Clinton’s viagra delivery has sent the security services into a frenzy.
Suspicious packages arrived at the home address of the Clintons which, when scanned, were said to contain highly volatile material that could level a city block.
“Turns out it’s just Bill’s stiffy pills,” sighed a frustrated bomb disposal expert.
“It set off every alarm we have. Nobody on God’s green earth needs Viagra THAT powerful, surely?
“We were about to blow it up in a controlled explosion when Bill came sprinting out the patio doors in his dressing gown screaming “NOOOOO!” and then hurling himself onto the package. It was athletically impressive for a man of his age.  Read More>>>

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