Tuesday, July 24, 2018

Morning Stats


Airport Full Body Scan Status Report
Finally, some useful facts are coming out about all of those airport full body scans!
FULL BODY SCANS AT AIRPORTS
TSA disclosed the following
Airport Screening Results
2017 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From TSA :
Terrorists Discovered
0
Transvestites
133
Hernias
1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases
3,172
Enlarged Prostates
8,249
Breast Implants
59,350
Natural Blondes
3


 It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls.
Thought you'd like to know.

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