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Tuesday, July 31, 2018

How They Stole Your Future 100 Years Ago

Back To Business

Relax everyone, I am back on the scene. I just spent some time up in NJ tuna fishing off of the coast. Boated a bunch of fish and enjoyed some fresh tuna steaks and some quality time with old friends. It was nice to unplug for a week without the electronics. On my way back home to West Palm Beach I stopped in a Cracker Barrel in South Carolina for a meal. I ordered two blackened catfish fillets and some veggies. The waitress was a little suprised after I told her I did not want any of the bisquits or potatoes which came with the dinner. Trying to drop some pounds on the Atkins diet and I am watching my blood sugar. I told her that bisquits and potatoes go right to my hips and that I am trying to lose some pounds. The Waitress said that I did not look heavy at all. Now the Chief Nose Wetter is 6'2" and 315lbs. After looking around at the other customers and staff in this Dixie Cracker Barrel I looked her in the eye and said, Honey, you may be correct on this one.

My Kind Of Wildfire

Tuesday, July 24, 2018

Digital Detox In Progress

A Couple of Looney Tunes For Ya

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Parody

Captain Kebab

How Most Politicians Spend Their Time

Go Ahead And Get Your Scooby On

My Idea of Roomba

Morning Stats

Airport Full Body Scan Status Report
Finally, some useful facts are coming out about all of those airport full body scans!
TSA disclosed the following
Airport Screening Results
2017 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From TSA :
Terrorists Discovered
Hemorrhoid Cases
Enlarged Prostates
Breast Implants
Natural Blondes

 It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls.
Thought you'd like to know.

Today's Goofy 80's Flashback

It Aint Holy Water

Jumping Into Tuesday

Nailed It

When You Cross The Line

I Got Your Back

Monday, July 23, 2018

Mini Duck Boat For Sale ...Cheap

Whatever It Takes Man

Good Morning From Portland

Poor Snowflake

Jesus Was Multiracial

Sunday, July 22, 2018


On Target

So Is Trump For Real Or Will He Be Assimilated By The Deep State?

Trump-Putin Summit, Deep State Attacks

The Missing Footage of Eyes Wide Shut Revealed

The Minds of Men | Official Trailer | Documentary by Aaron & Melissa Dykes

Today's Goofy 80's Flashback

How To Blindfold The First Lady

Stop squinting Melania, let's see those baby blues

Wet Dream

Shake Off That Saturday Night Hangover

Sunday Brunch

The Red Scourge

The Bag Lady Just Won't Go Away

Easy Bro

Caption Please

Sunday Slow Start

Saturday, July 21, 2018

Evening Strangeness

How To Deal With Fake News

Liberal Logic

More With a Hot Chick and a Bass

Captain KIRK Mocks Alexandria Ocasio Cortez' Embarassing Interview on PB...

Category 5 Chimpout


Morning Zen

Loud & Clear

Speed Trap

EXCLUSIVE: The Birthing of a Liberal

Loaded With Potassium

Thursday, July 19, 2018

Today's Goofy 80's Flashback

Just Like Michael Moore's Pants

Don't Mind If I Do

Illuminati Kitty

Yea It's Summer Here In South Florida

It Aint Holy Water

American Life

Just look at us. Everything is backwards. Everything is upside-down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, universities destroy knowledge, governments destroy freedom, the major media destroy information, and religion destroys spirituality.
- Michael Ellner

Hollywood Big Mouths Should Leave Their Doors Wide Open To Match Their Mouths

More Liberal Psychosis

Morning Chuckle

This Just In

Wednesday, July 18, 2018

Welcome Ladies

Timing Is Everything

Today's Recommendation

How Libs React To Entitlements

Your Daily MSM Bullshit

Free Ham For Those Morning Eggs