Tuesday, July 31, 2018

How They Stole Your Future 100 Years Ago

Back To Business


Relax everyone, I am back on the scene. I just spent some time up in NJ tuna fishing off of the coast. Boated a bunch of fish and enjoyed some fresh tuna steaks and some quality time with old friends. It was nice to unplug for a week without the electronics. On my way back home to West Palm Beach I stopped in a Cracker Barrel in South Carolina for a meal. I ordered two blackened catfish fillets and some veggies. The waitress was a little suprised after I told her I did not want any of the bisquits or potatoes which came with the dinner. Trying to drop some pounds on the Atkins diet and I am watching my blood sugar. I told her that bisquits and potatoes go right to my hips and that I am trying to lose some pounds. The Waitress said that I did not look heavy at all. Now the Chief Nose Wetter is 6'2" and 315lbs. After looking around at the other customers and staff in this Dixie Cracker Barrel I looked her in the eye and said, Honey, you may be correct on this one.


My Kind Of Wildfire



Tuesday, July 24, 2018

Digital Detox In Progress



A Couple of Looney Tunes For Ya




Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Parody

Captain Kebab



How Most Politicians Spend Their Time



Go Ahead And Get Your Scooby On



My Idea of Roomba


Morning Stats


Airport Full Body Scan Status Report
Finally, some useful facts are coming out about all of those airport full body scans!
FULL BODY SCANS AT AIRPORTS
TSA disclosed the following
Airport Screening Results
2017 Statistics On Airport Full Body Screening From TSA :
Terrorists Discovered
0
Transvestites
133
Hernias
1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases
3,172
Enlarged Prostates
8,249
Breast Implants
59,350
Natural Blondes
3


 It was also discovered that 308 politicians had no balls.
Thought you'd like to know.

Today's Goofy 80's Flashback

It Aint Holy Water



Jumping Into Tuesday



Nailed It


When You Cross The Line



I Got Your Back



Monday, July 23, 2018

Mini Duck Boat For Sale ...Cheap



Whatever It Takes Man



Good Morning From Portland



Poor Snowflake



Jesus Was Multiracial



Sunday, July 22, 2018

Word



On Target



So Is Trump For Real Or Will He Be Assimilated By The Deep State?



Trump-Putin Summit, Deep State Attacks

The Missing Footage of Eyes Wide Shut Revealed

The Minds of Men | Official Trailer | Documentary by Aaron & Melissa Dykes

Today's Goofy 80's Flashback

How To Blindfold The First Lady




Stop squinting Melania, let's see those baby blues


Wet Dream



Shake Off That Saturday Night Hangover

Sunday Brunch

The Red Scourge



The Bag Lady Just Won't Go Away



Easy Bro



Caption Please



Sunday Slow Start



Saturday, July 21, 2018

Evening Strangeness

How To Deal With Fake News


Liberal Logic



More With a Hot Chick and a Bass

Captain KIRK Mocks Alexandria Ocasio Cortez' Embarassing Interview on PB...

Category 5 Chimpout

Hypocrisy



Morning Zen



Loud & Clear



Speed Trap



EXCLUSIVE: The Birthing of a Liberal



Loaded With Potassium



Friday, July 20, 2018

Thursday, July 19, 2018

Today's Goofy 80's Flashback

Just Like Michael Moore's Pants



Don't Mind If I Do



Illuminati Kitty



Yea It's Summer Here In South Florida



It Aint Holy Water

American Life



Just look at us. Everything is backwards. Everything is upside-down. Doctors destroy health, lawyers destroy justice, universities destroy knowledge, governments destroy freedom, the major media destroy information, and religion destroys spirituality.
- Michael Ellner

Hollywood Big Mouths Should Leave Their Doors Wide Open To Match Their Mouths



More Liberal Psychosis



Morning Chuckle



This Just In



Wednesday, July 18, 2018

Welcome Ladies



Timing Is Everything



Today's Recommendation



How Libs React To Entitlements



Your Daily MSM Bullshit



Free Ham For Those Morning Eggs