Monday, June 11, 2018
The Black Screen of Death
So I am sipping on a vodka and club watching TV when all of a sudden the screen on my Samsung TV goes black. The audio is still working but there is no picture, none. I try unplugging the cable box and TV, reconnecting it again and again with no success. The TV is just over 3 years old and hardly old. After reading online forums regarding Samsung TVs I realize that it is a common problem. So what can a man do? I am stuck with a 42" pile of junk. Planned obsolescence by the manufacturer with these TVs and just about any other electronic device or appliance made today. So it is off to Best Buy to get another TV tomorrow. Screw all these expensive TVs I am going to buy a cheap Visio or Insignia brand fuck'em.
The last time I went to Best Buy I had a black kid salesman who started telling me how money was the root of all evil and started with the Jehovah Witness bullshit. I said Evil? You work for Best Buy kid. If money is the root of all evil then give me that router for free. These Jehovahs are the biggest bunch of brainwashed people I have ever seen. I used to have them knock on my door in Jersey almost every weekend. One day I saw them coming up the street and grabbed a large kitchen knife. I smeared ketchup on it, wiped my shirt with it and waited for the eventual door bell to ring. Two well dressed ladies were at my door holding their usual religious toilet paper. They saw the ketchup and the kitchen knife and said "it appears we have caught you at a bad time". I said that I just finished sacrificing a goat to Satan but I always have time for the Lord. Both of them said no, no, we will come back another day. Guess what? No more visits by the God Squad. I never laughed so hard in my life. The Jehovah Witnesses are a money generating cult, nothing more.
So Back to the TV. If anyone has any recommendations on a brand that will last more than 3 years please leave a comment. I question whether to buy another TV at all due to the shit programming and shows these days. Remember when TV was free? Dumb asses like us were conned into paying for it. Shame on us. Nothing but death, torture porn, and idiocracy from the cesspool of Hollywood. Stay well all. Off to make athother cocktail.
The Chief Nose Wetter
Posted by Chief Nose Wetter at 11:01 PM