Monday, February 27, 2017

The Magic Green Hat

Visiting in South Western USA, I needed to go to the emergency room. Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all. It cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.  

It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles. It saved me 5 hours.

At the Laundromat, three minutes after entering, I had my choice of any machine, most still running.

It might also cut your wait time at the grocery store.

But...don't try it at McDonald's…

The whole crew ran out the back door and I never did get my order!

1 comment:

Doom said...

Ah, eh... don't try it at a federal facility. The illegals working their have more clout even if legit, and will at the very least make your wait much more difficult. Seriously. Mostly likely they will put you in prison.

I know, I know. But... now you know.