CHIEF NOSE WETTER'S SARCASM DERIVED THROUGH THE BOTTOM OF A GLASS
But how did she KNOW you were out of scotch? Perchance did she do something to make that tragedy occur?Might not be quite as much of "a true keeper" as one might initially think...
Keeper indeed. My wife will occasionally call me from the liquor store embedded in the Giant Eagle and ask if I need more bourbon. I simply reply, "As long as you're there." I fight back the urge to first say "That's a stupid question." After 32+ years, I have learned to hold back. On occasion. Sometimes she won't even call to ask. I'll just arrive home to more distilled goodness sitting on the counter.
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