Tuesday, September 20, 2016

Tuesday Chuckle


A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London.
 
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.  The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
 
The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. 
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips."
 
The Irishman then hands his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too, I didn't know we had a choice."

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