Thursday, March 31, 2016

Please List Your Blonde Jokes In The Comment Section



5 comments:

Lisa Lane said...

Ok, this blonde walks into the voting booth....

Doom said...

A blond was on the east side of a river. She couldn't see a bridge in either direction. She had walked a long way in both directions, failing even then to see a bridge. Frustrated, she saw a woman on the other side. Another blond! She yelled and waved, swiftly getting the other woman's attention.

What is it, asked blond 2 (b2)? B1 said she had been seeking a brige, to get to the other side. B2 shook her head, a bit ashamed to herself be a blond at times like these. No need, she said. You ARE on the other side.

Oh... there are more. One at a time.

ooGcM taobmaetS said...

A blonde goes to her GYN for the yearly inspection.

After doing his medical thing, the Dr reports to her, "You're pregnant."

The blonde looks at the Dr and says, "Oh? Is it mine?"

A hot blonde walks up to an elderly woman behind a counter and declares in a loud, firm voice, "I'd like a cheeseburger, small fries, and a diet coke!"

The elderly woman looks at her in indignation and replies, "Madam! This is a library!"

The startled blonde looks sheepishly at the woman, and then bends close and whispers quietly, "I'd like a cheeseburger, small fries, and a diet coke!"

Doom said...

There is saying, then there is seeing.

Chief Nose Wetter said...

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door.