Tuesday, March 1, 2016

Evening Chuckle

Over 5000 years ago, Moses said to his children, "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.

Nearly 75 years ago, (when welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, light up a camel, this is the Promised Land."

Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of your camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!

I was so depressed last night thinking of Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc...I called the Suicide Hotline.  I had to press 1 for English.

I was connected to a call center in Pakistan.  I told them I was suicidal.  They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck..

Thanks DD


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