Monday, February 22, 2016

Tonight's Survey

Does Obama remove a condom by farting?

Please leave a comment.


ooGcM taobmaetS said...

No - but close.

He presses the (previously inserted) condom ring tightly to his rump, farts so that the condom ejects - inside out - with gaseous contents captured, ties the end off, and gives the resulting "balloons" out as party favors to poor children.

Dav343 said...

Sometimes he uses his teeth.

Toejam said...

Well at least we know they're not Bill Clinton's condoms. We have the sworn testimony of Monica and 17 other ladies that: "Bill always goes in Bareback".


I suspect that one "Ribbed, reservoir-tipped" lambskin raincoat is used by every male and transvestite member of the Progressive 'Destroy America" cartel and after every "turd-mining" event turned in-side-out for future use.

Sarthurk said...

No, all that hot air comes out of his mouth.

Sendarius said...

I doubt it.

He spends so much time with his mouth open, talking about himself, that he never builds up enough pressure to fart.