Chief Nose Wetter's sarcasm derived through the bottom of a glass
No - but close.He presses the (previously inserted) condom ring tightly to his rump, farts so that the condom ejects - inside out - with gaseous contents captured, ties the end off, and gives the resulting "balloons" out as party favors to poor children.
Sometimes he uses his teeth.
Well at least we know they're not Bill Clinton's condoms. We have the sworn testimony of Monica and 17 other ladies that: "Bill always goes in Bareback".However,I suspect that one "Ribbed, reservoir-tipped" lambskin raincoat is used by every male and transvestite member of the Progressive 'Destroy America" cartel and after every "turd-mining" event turned in-side-out for future use.
No, all that hot air comes out of his mouth.
I doubt it.He spends so much time with his mouth open, talking about himself, that he never builds up enough pressure to fart.
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