Saturday, February 6, 2016

Super Bowl Prediction


For my gambling friends out there take the Broncos with 5.5 points and the over of 44.5 points. That skank Beyonce is singing again so don't forget your mute button for half-time. Cam Newton is untested and will make some mistakes when pressured by Denver's defense. The Panthers may win but I predict it will be a tight game and not a blow out. Enjoy the game and let's hope we are not drowned in pink cancer bullshit. The Chief Nose Wetter will be hanging with a bottle of Stoli and his crock pot chili. Here is my chili recipe to keep you all warm and fuzzy:

Ingredients:

2 lbs of ground beef
1 lb of hot Italian sausage
1 large onion
1 red pepper
5 jalapeno peppers
2 large cans of Cento San Marzano tomatoes
Honey (the real shit)
Salt & pepper
Hungarian paprika
Chili powder
Fresh garlic
Cumin
Kidney beans
Liquid smoke

Mash the tomatoes up and put them in the crock pot on low. Brown the beef in a skillet with the garlic, salt, pepper, and cover generously with chili powder. Add to pot when done. Cook the ground sausage and add to pot when done. Chop it up good. Saute the onion, pepper, and jalapenos in the drippings and add to pot when done. Add your cumin (teaspoon), Paprika (teaspoon), and chili powder (tablespoon) and three drops of liquid smoke. Let that sucker simmer on low for about 4 hours or so. After 4 hours add 2 tablespoons of honey and two 16 oz cans of kidney beans and cook on low for another hour or so. If this doesn't excite your taste buds you are officially deceased.

Enjoy the spectacle!

The Chief Nose Wetter

2 comments:

Sarthurk said...

Nice! I think I have all the ingrediants 'cept for the Hali's

But I won't be watching the game.

Chief Nose Wetter said...

Don't skimp on the tomatoes. The Cento San marzanoes are the key. Enjoy!