Monday, February 29, 2016

Evening Chuckle

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple
 bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around
 his throat.
 Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
 Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.
 We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed
one of the cows had something white at its rear end."

"I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf
 ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of
 he cow's vagina. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife,
“Hey this looks like yours!”

 I don't recall much after that!

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