After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his doctor/veterinarian and told him that he and his wife/cousin didn't want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to ten.
The Alabamian said to the doctor, I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I dont see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."
"Trust me", said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can next to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting with his other hand.
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