Saturday, January 23, 2016
Store shelves are being ransacked across the East Coast today as ignorant consumers stock up on disease-promoting processed foods to wait out the storm.
If you're an American, you can never quite have enough high fructose corn syrup and cancer-causing glyphosate herbicide, right?
Governors of two states have now declared a state of emergency because apparently modern society is so weak and fragile that WEATHER is an emergency everywhere. But a national population of people who are eating themselves to death with cancer and diabetes is apparently no emergency at all.
Outwitting a winter storm by eating yourself into cancer and diabetes is no real victory.
Posted by Chief Nose Wetter at 10:21 AM