Friday, January 1, 2016

Chicken Chow Mein


Why do Chinese women.....


Wash their clothes in Tide?


Because it is too cold out tide!

The China-man woke his wife up at 3 am and said how about a little 69?

She said if you think I will make you beef and broccoli at 3 am you are crazy!


I once had oral sex with a Chinese gal. I was hungry a half hour later!



1 comment:

skybill said...

Hi CNW,
You left out the one about the "Slit" goes "Sideways!!" not "up-n'-down!!!!!!"
Also "77!!" It's like 69 except you get "ate more!!!"
You shoulda' been there,"SE Asia/Indo-Chninese War Games,,,,,,'2nd Place!!"
Got Gunz.....OUTLAW!!!!,
III%,
skybill-out