Saturday, January 31, 2015

Time To Hit The Open Road



Saturday Chuckle


My name is Jim and I’m about to tell you a story about my last job, but keep in mind I am also 69 years-old. It took me four months to land a new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, Which is a good find for many retirees, That being said, I lasted less than a day and this is why…

About three hours into my first day on the job a very annoying, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling ugly words at them all the way through the front door.

I said pleasantly, ‘Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Those are nice children you have there. Are they twins?’

The unattractive woman stopped yelling long enough to say,

‘Heck no, they ain’t no twins. The oldest one’s 9, and the other one’s 7.

Why the hell would you think they’re twins? You must be blind, or stupid?’

So I said, ‘Ma’am I’m neither blind nor stupid, I just couldn’t believe someone slept with you twice. Have a nice day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.’

About five minutes later my supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work

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Plug N Play




I Doubt It



How To Get Busted For Growing Weed



Workin At The Cow Wash...Whoa Whoa



Morning Thought



Always Check The Chamber



Friday, January 30, 2015

Always Have Pure Water With Your Scotch



I Sure As Hell Remember The 80's



Best News Bloopers - Snow Compilation

Common Core Social Programming



Common Core-aligned report cards are now grading students based on their “sensitivity to others,” as well as “grit” and “gratitude” across California.
Instead of having standard grades based on students’ proficiency in classes alone, these “detailed reports” now report whether students are sensitive and assigns them a grade.
At Harry Dewey Fundamental Elementary School, for grit, gratitude, and sensitivity toward others, students will now receive one of four possible grades: “A for almost always, O for often, S for sometimes, and R for rarely.” Other districts, such as Sacramento City Unified, have a similar grading scheme, but is a scale that runs from “outstanding” to “needs improvement.”

Lower Education



Thursday, January 29, 2015

This Public Preschool Looks Like a Prison

George Soros & the Elite’s China-Fronted New World Order


Almost a year later, FT conducted an interview of George Soros in which he subtly laid out the banksters’ post-crisis plan for ushering in the NWO. When a reader first passed me a link to the interview, though, I couldn’t believe my eyes. I thought it might be faked, so I did some checking on its authenticity and found out it was actually real. Here was George Soros — who is unquestionably a Western elitist even in the eyes of the most ardent Kool Aid drinker — speaking of using China to bring in the New World Order. But it just goes to show that the banksters have never really hidden what they’re doing; they just reveal it in dry interviews and insufferably bland policy papers while the public is distracted by an emotionally charged, easily understood “good guy” versus “bad guy” fairy tale.
According to this fairy tale, which is offered by both the mainstream media outlets and the overwhelming majority of alternative media sources, the US is in conflict with Russia, and a determined band of freedom fighting nations (the BRICS) are on a quest to free themselves from the evils of Western imperialism once and for all. Well isn’t that precious? It’s also a load of childish bullsh*t.
In reality, both the Western powers and the BRICS nations are working closely together through the G20 to bring in the Central Banking Cabal’s New World Order. Here are the nations of the G20 (the 20th “nation” is the EU), with the core Western powers circled in blue and the BRICS circled in red…

Man..How'd He Do That?



Drive Thru For a Number 2



Thursday Chuckle



Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Teach 'em Early



Ultimate Redneck Fails Compilation || FailArmy

For That Special Someone



Where Politicians Should Stay



Tuesday, January 27, 2015

Caption This



Obviously



I Love A Woman Who Can Handle A Snake



Stick With The Hot Tub



Our ARMY Is Toast


FORT LEONARD WOOD, Mo. — The platoon of 70 greenhorn soldiers rested on the barracks tile floor during a recent evening of Army basic combat training, while their drill sergeant, Megan Slone, gave a final lesson for the day about how to sight a rifle.
Half of the soldiers had never shot a gun before, which was fine with Slone. That meant fewer bad habits to fix before qualification time.
“If you are scared to fire a weapon, that’s OK,” said Slone, 27, assuring the kick isn’t bad and ample practice time at the range. “You are going to shoot three rounds, five rounds, and then you are going to be OK. I promise. You will be fine.”
Later she said physical training exercise the following morning would be held inside because of cold weather.
The mild tempo defies the “Full Metal Jacket” image of a profane drill instructor barking out orders to terrified privates. It’s exactly the kind of new relationship today’s military wants to see between drill instructors and trainees.

For All The Fear Mongering Meteorologists Who Were Incorrect



Morning Thought



Bill Deblasio's family should be easy to track in the northeast blizzard......just saying....The storm that never was. What a joke.


Monday, January 26, 2015

Murica



6 Major Lies That Will Be Pushed On NFL Fans This Week


Anyone who is fully awakened to the agenda of the new world order and the globalist terrorists knows by now that they don’t like to miss out on opportunities to push their lies and set up the general public for accepting their long-term agenda. It is therefore our duty to expose their lies before it happens in the hope that more people will see through their deception as it happens.
As we wind down another NFL season, let’s turn our attention again to how the globalists rely heavily on the irrational sports (fanaticism) platform to pump their lies and deception to an already hypnotized audience waiting as empty vessels to have their minds polluted with any lie the globalists want them to believe.
First, let me say that there are few audiences in America which are as vulnerable to government propaganda as a football audience in late January. The excitement of the upcoming games and the anticipation of who will be in the Super Bowl is psychologically overwhelming for many. The excitement surrounding the chase for the Super Bowl leaves these zombie-like naive football fans wide open to subliminal messages, political suggestions, reshaping of paradigms, tweaking of belief systems, manipulation of perceptions and overall indoctrination on what one should believe.
To understand the magnitude of this NFL fan TV-watching hypnotic effect one must understand the hypnosis that most Americans are under due to the flicker rate of the TV, the constant rapid visual stimuli, which have been shown to induce hypnosis. Coupled this with the already complacent self-absorbed state of mind most Americans are in to begin with, add a little alcohol, and a daily dose of mental junk food known as mainstream media news and Hollywood entertainment. Add to that, the fact that most Americans are ingesting massive amounts of fluoride to keep them complacent, and then add to that all the Americans that are on long-term prescription and other drugs that alter your mind. Put all of these factors together into the chips-pizza-n-beer couch-potato typical scenario, and you have a recipe for mental disaster on your hand.

"NFL 2015" — A Bad Lip Reading of The NFL

Juno Just Got Real



Fuck The Blizzard....Bring It On


Deflategate Continues



Lars Andersen: a new level of archery

5 Huge Government Conspiracies Theories That Actually Happened

Marxist Attack On 2A In CT

Reason’s Jacob Sullum has taken a hard look at the gun control proposal of the Sandy Hook Advisory Commission, and finds their conclusions to be blatantly unconstitutional.
Last Friday, the Associated Press reports, the Sandy Hook Advisory Commission, appointed by Gov. Dannel Malloy, decided to recommend a ban on “the sale and possession of any gun that can fire more than 10 rounds without reloading.” You may recall that Connecticut’s legislature already responded to the Sandy Hook massacre by passing a raft of new gun restrictions, including a 10-round limit on magazines and an expanded definition of “assault weapons,” back in April 2013. The new definition of prohibited guns covers any rifle that accepts a detachable magazine and has any of five “military-style” features. The advisory commission, which is expected to issue its final report next month, apparently wants to expand the category of banned weapons to include any rifle or handgun that accepts a detachable magazine, period. And unlike the legislature, which allowed continued possession of prohibited guns and magazines as long as they wereregistered, the commission wants to confiscate all weapons capable of firing more than 10 rounds without reloading.
Let’s be very, very blunt.
The commission is calling for a course that not only eviscerates the Second Amendment to the Constitution, but would also destroy the Fourth Amendment as the state government would attempt to confiscate hundreds of thousands to millions of firearms from law-abiding citizens.

The Modern Slave



Here We Go


Sunday, January 25, 2015

Bath Salts For Everyone


Ex-TSA agent: We steal from travelers all the time


A TSA agent convicted of stealing more than $800,000 worth of goods from travelers said this type of theft is “commonplace” among airport security. Almost 400 TSA officers have been fired for stealing from passengers since 2003.
Pythias Brown, a former Transportation Security Administration officer at Newark Liberty International Airport, spent four years stealing everything he could from luggage and security checkpoints, including clothing, laptops, cameras, Nintendo Wiis, video games and cash.
Speaking publicly for the first time after being released after three years in prison, Brown told ABC News that he used the X-ray scanners to locate the most valuable items to snatch.
“I could tell whether it was cameras or laptops or portable cameras or whatever kind of electronic was in the bag,” he said.

Sunday Slow Start


About Time



Saturday, January 24, 2015

Ex Pharma Sales Rep Speaks The Truth

Sarah Palin Sends a Message




ARTICLE


Saturday Sarcasm


A guy gets a call from the police telling him that his house was robbed. The offenders had also consumed all of his beer and had raped his wife. A moment of silence passes, then the guy says, "I can't believe they fucked my wife after only five beers!"


Time To Get The Nose Wet



Afternoon cocktails are in order......


Above The Law?



Frankfort, KY —  A Kentucky state senator is having no reservations about proclaiming his political privilege. In fact, he’s simply citing a section of the Kentucky constitution that claims politicians are in fact, above the law.
Sen. Brandon Smith (R) was charged with driving under the influence and wants the case dismissed citing that lawmakers are “privileged from arrest.”
His attempt to circumvent the hand of justice have thus far proven to be successful too. On Wednesday a judge delayed Smith’s arraignment after his attorney filed this request.
“(Smith) has raised a serious constitutional issue regarding his immunity in this case,” attorney Bill Johnson wrote.
Smith and his attorney are citing a century-old rule, Section 43 of the Kentucky Constitution, which is still on the books and states:
“The members of the General Assembly shall, in all cases except treason, felony, breach or surety of the peace, be privileged from arrest during their attendance on the sessions of their respective Houses, and in going to and returning from the same; and for any speech or debate in either House they shall not be questioned in any other place.”

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Not Now Jack



Friday, January 23, 2015

Is That True Belichick?



Nazism








Overview on SigTac Pistols

From The Heart



Pure Genius



Always Treat Her Like a Lady



German Men Are Being Neutered



A German court on Thursday ruled in favour of men’s right to urinate standing up, after a landlord tried to retain part of a tenant’s €3,000 (£2,300) deposit for allegedly damaging the marble floor of a toilet by sprinkling it with urine.
The debate about whether men should stand or sit when urinating is no laughing matter in Germany, where some toilets have red traffic-style signs forbidding the standing position. There is also a derogatory term for men who sit and pee – “Sitzpinkler” – which implies that it is not masculine behaviour.

Big Pharma Exec Turned Whistleblower

When I Try To Make a Salad



Tom Brady -- Ball So Hard ... (Deflate-Gate Remix)

Thursday, January 22, 2015

U.S. Senator Wants Legislation on Chemicals: “Sleeper Cells Might Make Bombs With Household Items”




Kurt Nimmo Globalresearch





What’s under your kitchen sink? Charles Schumer and the government want to know, just in case you were radicalized by al-Qaeda and might be a lone wolf terrorist.
Schumer, a top ranking Democrat Senator from New York, said people can too easily make bombs from household items such as chemicals from ice packs, nails and ball bearings, in addition to black powder and fireworks.
Schumer wants legislation making it illegal to mix chemicals together that may produce an explosive.
“Because it’s so easy to obtain the rudimentary devices, people can make these things in their homes relatively easily,” Schumer said. “If they’re caught simply making explosive devices in their home, they haven’t done anything illegal.”