Sunday, October 11, 2015

Sunday Chuckle


A New York attorney representing a wealthy art collector called and asked to speak to his client, "Saul, I have some good news and, I have some bad news." 

The art collector replied, "I've had an awful day; let's hear the good news first." 

The lawyer said, "Well, I met with your wife today, and she informed me that she invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. I think she could be right." 

Saul replied enthusiastically, "Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?" 

The lawyer replied, "The pictures are of you with your secretary." 


Thank J Popps

2 comments:

Unknown said...

The husband said to his depressive wife"I used to think the difference between us was that where you see a glass half empty, I see a glass half full. I Now realize that you think the glass "is full of shit!"

Unknown said...

The husband said to his depressive wife"I used to think the difference between us was that where you see a glass half empty, I see a glass half full. I Now realize that you think the glass "is full of shit!"