Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Wednesday Chuckle

OK, you are asking--Who in the hell is 'Larry' ?
Larry gets home late one night and Linda, his wife say,
'Where in the hell have you been?'

Larry replies, 'I was out getting a tattoo.'
'A tattoo?' she frowned. 'What kind of tattoo did you get?'
'I got a hundred dollar bill on my privates,' he said proudly.
'What the hell were you thinking? she said, shaking her head n disgust...
'Why on earth would an accountant get a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his privates?'

Well, one, I like to watch my money grow.
Two, once in a while I like to play with my money.
Three, I like how money feels in my hand.
And, lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay right here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want.

Larry is recovering in room 232 at the Hospital.

1 comment:

Doom said...

Cut the last cuckservative line, and call it good. If a man, even an accountant, ends up in the hospital because his wife damaged him, he deserves a quick trial and execution as a lame-dick.