As you may already know, it is a sin for a Muslim male to see any naked woman, other than his wife, and if he does, he must commit suicide.
So at . Eastern Time, all American Women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorism effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack of beer at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
God Bless America!