Hung Chow calls in to work and says, " Hey boss, I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomachache and my legs hurt. I not come work."
The boss says, "You know Hung chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work. You should try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again: "Boss I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."