Help Support My Bartenders

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

Tuesday, April 28, 2015

Can't You Just Taste It?

Hang In There Baltimore

My Kind Of One Stop Shopping

Thanks For The Warning

Monday, April 27, 2015

Oh Mohammad You Flirt

Chop Suey

Shit Just Got Real

Filler Up & Check The Oil Too

Right On The Mark

Sunday, April 26, 2015

After Listening To Hillary

Baltimore Cell Block O

Makes Me Want To Get My CDL


Morning Ride

Saturday, April 25, 2015

Randy Quaid Update

Late Night Chuckle

While the priest was presenting a children's
Sermon, he asked the children if they knew
what the Resurrection was.
Now, asking questions during children's sermons
is crucial, but at the same time, asking children
questions in front of a congregation can also be
very dangerous.
In response to the question 'what is the resurrection',
a little boy [Charlie Baumann] raised his hand.
The priest called on him and the boy said,
'I know that if you have a resurrection that
lasts more than four hours you are supposed
to call the doctor.
It took ten minutes for the congregation to
settle down enough to continue the service.

Saturday Sarcasm

Soap Is On The Rope

What! You mean to tell me you don’t use Dial or Zest to get clean?
You use HANDMADE SOAP?????
But how will you get your daily dose of cancer-causing parabens? Your hormone-disrupting substances?
The government is VERY concerned about this. VERY.
So much so that they wish to regulate and charge artisanal soapmakers right out of business, much like those pesky housewives who were audaciously sewing cloth sanitary napkins without the oversight of the FDA. Those darned nuns and their natural soaps can expect to pay whopping fees if they want to continue producing these non-carcinogenic monstrosities.
Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-California) and Senator Susan Collins (R-Maine) love getting kickbacks from corporations that make cancer-causing products  love you and want you to rub toxins on your body to be safe. Therefore, for your protection, they have created the Personal Care Products Safety Act (S. 1014).
This act will create requirements for fees, licenses, and inspections that will make it impossible for small businesses to continue running. Cottage industries will, quite simply, be regulated right out of business. While the economy crashes, these senators and their idiotic bills will take away any possibility of self-employment.


Our One Party System

Nuff Said

Enough To Make You Take The Bus

Burn Notice

Saturday Close Calls

Friday, April 24, 2015

Climate Catastrophe Cancelled - Part 1

The Cashless Society Is Going to Backfire for the Establishment

There is nothing the banks would love more than to ban paper currency, though not for the same reason most gold bugs might like to do the same. If there were no cash, then the banks would have absolute control over our savings, and we would all have to keep our money “in the system.” Governments would probably enjoy this as well. It would make it so much easier for them to track our purchases and profits, and tax them accordingly.
The desires of the banking cartel became perfectly clear two weeks ago when Willem Buiter, the chief economist for Citigroup, advocated banning cash to supposedly save the global economy.
The world’s central banks have a problem.
When economic conditions worsen, they react by reducing interest rates in order to stimulate the economy. But, as has happened across the world in recent years, there comes a point where those central banks run out of room to cut — they can bring interest rates to zero, but reducing them further below that is fraught with problems, the biggest of which is cash in the economy.
In a new piece, Citi’s Willem Buiter looks at this problem, which is known as the effective lower bound (ELB) on nominal interest rates.
Fundamentally, the ELB problem comes down to cash. According to Buiter, the ELB only exists at all due to the existence of cash, which is a bearer instrument that pays zero nominal rates. Why have your money on deposit at a negative rate that reduces your wealth when you can have it in cash and suffer no reduction?
Cash therefore gives people an easy and effective way of avoiding negative nominal rates.


Thursday, April 23, 2015

Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Tuesday, April 21, 2015

Road Trip Anyone?

Finally....A Good Use For Cats

After The Party

Monday, April 20, 2015

Monday Sarcasm

Better Bring That Breakfast

Sunday, April 19, 2015

Is This Worth One Trillion in Tuition Debt?

OKC - A Conspiracy Theory

Who Let The Dogs Out?

Islam....Even Painful to Dogs

Organic Corn Demand Exploding

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Say It Honey

Your Morning Stretch

Dresden Germany Then & Now

It's Sunday....Get It Going

Your Tax Dollars At Work

Saturday, April 18, 2015

Saturday Chuckle

A guy sends a text to his next-door neighbor.
"Bob, I'm sorry.  I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess.  I have been helping myself to your wife when your not around, probably more than you.  I know it's no excuse but I don't get it at home.  I can't live with the quilt any longer.  I hope you'll accept my sincerest apology.  It won't happen again."
Feeling outraged and betrayed, Bob grabs his gun, goes into the bedroom, and without a word, shoots his wife.
Moments later the guy gets a second text.  "Really should use spell check! That should be wifi."

Kid Flips The Bird To MRAP

A True Redhead

Leaded Ethanol

Supersize Me

Friday, April 17, 2015

Shoot To Kill