Sunday, September 30, 2012

Free Speech Zone

Sunday Chuckle


Why do the Chinese wash their clothes in Tide?




Because it is too cold out tide!

Healthcare

New TSA Airport "Freeze Drill" Scare Tactic


How To Beat a Polygraph Test



Russell Tice, the National Security Agency whistleblower who blew the lid open on warrantless wiretapping conducted by the federal government on U.S. citizens post-9/11, says that he took between 12 and 15 polygraph tests during his nearly 20-year-long government career.
The tests mellowed over time, Tice says, and they may have also gotten easier to beat.

FULL ARTICLE

Caption Please



Relax.....I Got This Shit !

Robster Is Cheap This Year

"Hello Jerry" - Newman Batman

Saturday, September 29, 2012

NFL Referee Strike Over

Glad to see the refs going back to work tomorrow. If it was up to the CNW it would of been a no brainer for replacements:







Any questions?


Now That's a Hood Ornament


SEIU Paid Protesters at Romney Cleveland Ohio Rally


Embassy M&Ms ...Sweet Use of Tax Dollars

Obama Supporter Interviews Herself!


U.N. Recap

That Will Leave A Mark

Say Cheese & Don't Forget To Get My Good Side


My Forecast For The Weekend

Friday, September 28, 2012

Hoop Dancing Into The Weekend


Why Men Love Breasts


Why do straight men devote so much headspace to those big, bulbous bags of fat drooping from women's chests? Scientists have never satisfactorily explained men's curious breast fixation, but now, a neuroscientist has struck upon an explanation that he says "just makes a lot of sense."
Larry Young, a professor of psychiatry at Emory University who studies the neurological basis of complex social behaviors, thinks human evolution has harnessed an ancient neural circuit that originally evolved to strengthen the mother-infant bond during breast-feeding, and now uses this brain circuitry to strengthen the bond between couples as well. The result? Men, like babies, love breats.
FULL BOOBS STORY HERE
Whatever- Just never take them away........

The Post Turtle



While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher, whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old  rancher. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president. The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'Post Turtle''. Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a 'post turtle' was. The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.
The old rancher saw the puzzled look on the doctor's face so he continued to explain. "You 
know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, he's elevated beyond his ability to function, and you just Wonder what kind of dumb ass put him up there to begin with."

Best explanation I've heard yet.

SAT Reading Scores


How low can be go?



Oh yea, we got a ways to go!!

Colorized Custer

Now Where Have I Seen This Before??

Reuters

America Just Keeps Getting Dumber

How Politicians Generally Sound To Me


Thursday, September 27, 2012

FREE OBAMA PHONES


Bad Santa

High School Kids Dumbed Down



Findings released Monday by the non-profit College Board show that 57% of 2012 graduating seniors who took the SAT, which it owns, earned a combined score below what it says is necessary to show that students can earn a B-minus or better in the first year at a four-year college.

A report released last month by the Iowa City-based ACT found that at least 60% of 2012 high school graduates who took its test are similarly at risk of not succeeding in college.
 
 
Thanks to the Captain of knowledge

Iran President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Calls For “New World Order”


Responding to questions about Syria, sanctions and the development of nuclear weapons, Iran’s President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is calling for a “new world order” in which his regime will put in end to U.S. military dominance in the world.
He seemed to brush off the Iranian nuclear program — as if it’s a trivial matter — and said he would prefer discussing about his worldly governmental structure. Obviously, considering Ahmadinejad’s largely despotic and Islam-dominated ideology, which involves demolishing Israel and western culture, he wants to diminish America’s role in the global order.

FULL STORY

This November

Plastered Pups



Must be red scotch retrievers

Relax......I Got This Shit

History Repeats Itself

Winfest Hooping......Beautiful


Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Mooch The Food Czar




Maybe we can have the kids eat rocks, there are no calories in them!

NJ Cop Goes Zombie Berserk

ROBBINSVILLE – A Robbinsville police officer was arrested last night after breaking into a family's apartment and assaulting a mother in a wheelchair and her 4-year-old son, the Mercer County Prosecutor's Office said today.
Authorities say they have no idea why Sgt. Mark Lee, an 18-year department veteran, burst into the apartment at Project Freedom, a home for people with disabilities on Hutchinson Road. Knocking the woman from her wheelchair, Lee also allegedly went after the boy and assaulted him as well.
“He went berserk,” the father said of Lee this afternoon. “He broke in the house, knocked her down, tried to get on top of her.”
“Then he grabbed my grandchild," he said. The officer said, "I want the boy, I want the boy.'"

FULL STORY

Jersey Bakery


Replacement Cheerleaders?



Let's all hope the cheerleaders do not go on strike too.

Roadside ASSistance!

Fishcycle

Jets Buzz Over Jersey


f22-fighter.jpgTwo F-22 fighter jets, seen above in a file photo, were dispatched to Central Jersey today to intercept two small planes that were violating a temporary no-fly zone.
SOMERSET — Two F-22 fighters were scrambled over Somerset County this morning to intercept two small planes whose pilots breached a temporary no-fly zone set up Monday over New Jersey and New York and lasting until this afternoon, according to the North American Aerospace Defense Command and the Federal Aviation Administration.
The fighters intercepted the planes at about 11 a.m. after they entered the temporary no-fly zone and were out of out radio contact, the NORAD spokesman said.
Both planes landed at Central Jersey Regional airport without further incident, he said.
FULL BUZZ HERE
Nothing like seeing F-22s above your head. Thought my political jokes might of caught up with me. Too bad we didn't have the same response on 9/11.

It Aint Holy Water


Squirrel Payback


The Mirrors Reflection

Tuesday, September 25, 2012

You Might Be A Conspiracy Theorist If.......

  • You are capable of critical thinking.

  • You distrust mainstream media.

  • You like nature.

  • You think it’s a good idea to spend the Friday after Thanksgiving with your family rather than camping outside Best Buy to get a cheap plasma television made in China.

  • You think it’s a little strange that WTC building 7 came down at free fall speed on 9/11 yet it was never hit by a plane.

  • You think that drones in America might not be for Al Qaeda.

  • You would like to be able to get on a plane without having to engage in a mandatory radiation bath and digital strip search.

  • You have read a book in the past year.

  • You think you have the right to protest.

  • You think the War on Terror is a scam.

  • You think the War on Drugs is a scam.

  • You think the anger directed at America from the Middle East could possibly be related to our foreign policy rather than hating how amazingly free we are.

  • You think the Republicans and Democrats are exactly the same on the important issues affecting our country.

  • You think believing in The Constitution does not constitute a terrorist act.

  • You have heard of the Bill of Rights and can even name what some of them are.

  • FULL LIST HERE

    Mooch's Lunches Causing Hunger Games



    In Wisconsin, high school athletes are complaining about not getting enough to eat each day, due to the skimpy new school lunch menu mandated by the United States Department of Agriculture and First Lady Michelle Obama.
     The story we published earlier this week on that subject is unfortunately not unique. Students across the country are complaining about the new school lunch regulations.
     Perhaps the real motive is to starve students into slimming down. Just ask students in Pierre, South Dakota who, too, are in an all-out revolt.

    STARVATION HERE

    The Ostrich Pillow



    This has to be the dumbest fucking thing I have ever seen !!

    Homer Simpson = Average American


    College Football Is Heating Up

    Monday, September 24, 2012

    Job Market Remains Tough


    Blues Brothers - Sell me your children


    TSA Harassment!


    Monkey Experiment Most Unusual Results


    Bigfoot Caught On Trail Cam?

    Bigfoot blasting through?????? You decide

    Check it out HERE

    AGENDA - Grinding America Down (Trailer)


    Wal-Mart Poised To Carve Up India



    Reuters) - Customers squeezing through the narrow aisles of Sushant Goel's tiny grocery store in central Delhi need to be careful. Just brushing up against the rickety free-standing shelves packed with food and toiletries can cause them to wobble dangerously.
    Goel, 61, inherited the general store, or kirana, in Delhi's Bengali Market from his father 23 years ago and is now slowly handing over the business to his sons. Like many kiranas, it is a business built on a reputation for reliability of service, one earned over generations.

    But thousands of kirana owners like Goel planned to close their shops on Thursday to protest against a government decision to allow in foreign supermarkets such as Wal-Mart Stores Inc (WMT.N). They fear the move could lead to the destruction of the ubiquitous family-owned stores that occupy a central place in Indian daily life and help give the country the highest shop density in the world.

    "If these big guys storm in and wreck what I've fostered for decades, then my family and I will have to resort to a different business," said Goel, who - after much thought - decided to open on Thursday because he couldn't afford to lose the business.

    FULL STORY

    Smiling Banned In NJ

    Flash of Teeth:

    If you're headed to the New Jersey Department of Motor Vehicles, you'd better not put on a happy face.
    The Garden State's DMV has banned smiling during license photos so that their new facial-scanning software can identify drivers more easily.
    But the ban, which took effect in January, has many drivers scowling, complaining that they're entitled to pose how they wish.

    FULL STORY

    Sunday, September 23, 2012

    This January?

    Flipper Is No Dummy